V X Kerry - Tumblr Posts
This one was request by @nautseverywhere
I hope you enjoy my V Vesper and Kerry I love these boys with a passion. Dilf rock star with older Nomad.
How my different V's react to sparing Oda
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Vishnu
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Oda: why.. why haven't you killed me?
Vishnu: thank Takemura and the face fucking he is getting later for me to spare you.
Oda: what :/
Vishnu:....
Takemura: V I am still on the call.
Vishnu whispering: fuck I forgot to end the call
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Vexrin
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Oda: why haven't you killed me?
Vexrin: becuase I owe Takemura for my life. So this is my payment back to him. Otherwise I would have don't something that I would regret.
Oda: and what is that?
Vex: sit on that handsome face of yours and see how long it takes you to pass out.
Oda: ○_○
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Vesper
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Oda: why haven't you killed?
Vesper: Honeslty I don't fucking know? Like shits a giggles, maybe so you have to live in shame the a Nomad kicked your sorry Arasaka ass
Vesper:.....
Oda:...
Kerry: fuck yea there goes my fucking boyfriend, break his back V!
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Valcorian
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Oda: why haven't you killed me?
Valcorian: becuase you most liekly have people waiting for you to come home safely same as I and it also pisses johnny off enough that he might rail me later
Oda: the fuck :/
Johnny: oh your getting a railing later I'll throw you over one V
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Hope you all enjoy
Welcome to NC99 becuase I need to do a parody of B99. Hope you all enjoy.
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Vexrin calling Takemura: well rememebr when you told me not to burn down the hideout.
Takemura closing his eye ready: you burnt down the hideout?
Vexrin shocked: no!, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story!
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Vesper to Kerry: I wasn't hurt that badly the doctors said all my bleeding was internal. Th st where the blood is supposed to be.
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Johnny: trust me, it's gonna be fine
Valcorian: really? Becuase you said that about 'just talking to Rogue' Johnny
Johnny: oh!, well its not gonna be fine
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Vesper, Vexrin, Vishnu and Valcioran all about their significant other: I've only have them for a day and a half but if anything happens to (Kerry, Oda, Goro, Johnny) I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself
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Vexrin: Vishnu I screwed up, big time.
Vishnu: Vexrin given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific
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Vesper: what are these?
Vexrin: these Vesper are STDs
Kerry: what are you talking about, buddy?
Vexrin: Save The Dates for Oda's and my wedding.
Everyone: .....
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River: I'm not a thug, I'm police!!
Valcorian: okay, then name one law
River: don't kill people
Valcorian: that's on me, i set the bar too low
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Vishnu: why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it
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Vishnu: and how exactly will you stop me.
Vexrin: we'll call your husband
Vishnu looking shocked and kinda proud of Vexrin
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Oda being picked up by Vishnu: do I weigh anything to you?
Vishnu: no. it's like holding a couple of grapes
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Panam: you need to man up
Vesper: sexist
Panam:.....
Vesper: sorry but I don't see gender, Sir
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Valcorian: IT'S A SUICIDE MISSON!
Johnny: THEN PREPARE FOR DEATH!
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Vexrin: anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out chooms
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Oda angry and crying: I'm sorry
Vishnu: oh... Sandayu. crying I don't know what to do.
Vishnu starts patting his head: this feels wrong
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River: I need someone to fill line up. Will you be psycho Vishnu?
Vishnu: oh, I love being psycho Vishnu, he says what normal Vishnu's thinking.
*Later*
Vishnu: THIS IS TAKING TO LONG!!
Vishnu: IM GONNA MISS FARMERS MARKET!!
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I'll make some more but enjoy these
So I'm on a roll today so I decided to show you what I think met V's voices would sound like so here's my little list.
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Vishnu Voldemārs
Is an Irish man and I love this
Shay Cormac is this character and I have his voice set as Vishnu
https://youtu.be/CBe6pRdpVh4
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Vexrin Vincent
Vex is aussie and yep hugh Jackman is his voice
https://youtu.be/Ub53c95Soqk
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Vesper Volt.
Sounds like he's ment to be a greaser so I've set Butch deloria as his voice
https://youtu.be/zCPYt8WxMvY
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Valcorian Vale
sounds like this and I love it
John mulaney is my voice for Valcorian
https://youtu.be/t2fgzC8jqp8
Cyberpunk shenanigans
Hope you all enjoy some of these are incorrect quotes, some is B99 others are things my family has said
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Oda: why are you smiling?
Vexrin: what? can't I just smile
Takemura: Adam smasher tripped and fell while fighting Vexrin.
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Vesper: what's a thot?
Johnny: it's a thoughtful person.
*Later*
Kerry passing Vesper a coffee: here you go.
Vesper: thanks Ker, you're such a thot
Kerry spits out his coffee
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Vishnu: are you in love with Oda?
Vexrin sweating:... No
Vishnu: oh is that so lad, then why do you draw O+V in hearts everywhere?
Vexrin: Its stands for Overcoming Violence.
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Vesper: hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Takemura: b-bees?
Vesper: HE HAS SELECTED BEES!!!
Takemura: no wait-
Vexrin walking our with a jar of bees
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Johnny: I'm gonna lose my shit
Valcorian: ?!? At the old people?!?
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Oda: why the fuck would you by that?
Vexrin: becuase Oda, it makes me look like I have a nice ass
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Kerry asking about Vesper: Great, but what's his body like on a scale from Vexrin to Vishnu?
Vexrin looking to Vishnu: sorry, mate
Vishnu: what's that lad in the Ten.
Vexrin: sure you are mate, sure you are
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Johnny: fuck I hate people
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Vexrin: why don't you like Oda? I think he's great
Vishnu: he tried to kill us remember?
Vexrin stabbing Vishnu with a plastic spoon: I just tried to kill you, do you hate me now?
Vishnu sighing: Lad..
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Takemura and Valcorian figuring out plans.
Valcorian: I'm pretty quick at maths
Takemura: okay, what's 38 times 76?
Valcorian: 69
Takemura: that wasn't even close
Valcorian: but it was fast
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Vesper: two bros chilling in the hot tub five feet away becuase they're not gay
Kerry: your my boyfriend Vesp
Vesper:...
Kerry: your sitting on my Lap.
Vesper: still..
Kerry: we were just making out
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Vishnu: this food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Takemura without thinking: your too hot yet I still eat you out.
Vishnu:....
Takemura:...
Oda: ONE DINNER, ONE FUCKIMG DINNER IS ALL I WANT!!
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Vesper to Johnny: how much do I look like a fuck boy?
Johnny pointing gun at him: enough
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Vishnu: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Vexrin on the verge of tears: really?!?
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Valcorian: please don't shoot me for being an inconvenience
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Vishnu: I just talked to Goro, We're waiting on the Op. Everything is cool
Vexrin: did you tell him we slept together twice?
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Vexrin: Oda and I are friends, but if he asked me to fuck him I would.
Oda:what?
Vexrin: what?
Vesper: he said if you asked him to fuck you He would
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Vesper: it was like taking candy from a baby.
Takemura: why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place.
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Vexrin frustrated: can't you guys at least try and see this from my point of view?
Johnny laying on the ground: oh the world's so big form down here.
Vishnu crouching down: ok let's try this.
Takemura bending his knees a bit: will this suffice?
Oda leaning doing a little: like this Vex?
Vexrin livid as he points at each do them: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck me
Welcome to my reactions to cyberpunk characters when I first got the game.
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Johnny Silverhand
Me only every seeing the one cyberpunk trailer: I bet we are gonna have to fight Johnyn at the end of the game I bet he's the last boss.
My V getting threatened by Johnny: haha jokes on you now I'm horny.
Me meeting johnny in game: look at this sad Rockerboy who just wants to fuck.
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Takemura Goro
Me hiding with Jackie: quite man we will get found!
Goro walking on screen wirh bright red terminator eyes.
Me: fuck he's just my type.
-later-
Goro slapping V across the face: Quite!
Me: yes sir, as daddy pleases.
-later-
Me: gods I just want to take you on a date and let you have some real food, do you like want to come and stay in my apartment goro? Cans I please give you a kiss.
Me at end game: fuck it sorry guys I'm goignwirh Arasaka to please my man.
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Jackie welles
Me meeting Jackie: I love you so much you are my world.
Me: if anything happens to Jackie I'm going ape shit.
Me watch misty and Jackie: gods I love you both so much look at you go, I'm so proud of both of you.
Me crying: HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME!! TO JAKCIE. IM GOIGN TO RIOT!!
Me softly crying about looking Jackie: I miss you man.
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Kerry Eurodyne
Me meeting Kerry in Johnnys opening : look at this sweet rocker babe he's hot, rip I most likely can't romance him he's probably really old.
Me breaks into Kerry's house with Johnny: hahaha this so fun so who's house is this?
Me meeting older Kerry ○w○: oh pretty older man still bet I can't romance him just like all the others ;-;
Me helps Kerry with jobs and goes to his show: ;-; I'm so proud of this man like fuck I don't care if I can do anything else.
Me goes on boat with Kerry: Yoooo wait I can romance him?!?!?!?? FUCK YEA!!!! I LOVE YOU KERRY
Me at the end: I just want to see my husband ;-; ring ring. "Hey babe"
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Viktor Vector
Me: Vik is my dad :)
Me now: Vik is daddy :)
Me: let me romance dilf doc man!!
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Oda sandayu
Me: Who's this asshole, Goro don't let him talk to you like that beat his ass.
Me meeting him in full armor: fuck me please, like what do I have to do for you man?.
Me later: :) good to see you are still alive handsome.
Me now: if I don't get Oda content I will die
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Hanako Arasaka
Me meeting her: 😍😍 please my lady do as you please I'm at your service.
Me: why do I have to fall for an Arasaka?
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Bryce Mosley
Me: I'm gonna beat his ass senseless
Him give a me facts and helps me: oh well you could always fuck me instead.
Me now missing him: Bryce please call me back
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Dum dum.
Me: you scare me man
Me now: :) hey want to hang out I think our cool and I wanna be friends!!
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I'll make. A part two at some point
no one is EVER gonna see ANY completed piece because i don't have the attention span for it!!!
anywho v, johnny and kerry sketchhh :3
been playing ✨ cyberpunk✨ and i love kerry a ton he’s awesome as fuck
(click the picture for better quality!!)