Unicron And Earth Au - Tumblr Posts

*gently lifts this post and sets it on my pile of headcanon I will implement in my dnd campaigns and stories*

I think vultures are Unicron favorite animal because they tend to the dead and in some cultures are viewed as holy ways to dispose of the dead. Unicron is death basically so..

Unicron: What those tenders of the dead are called?

Earth: Humans mostly call them vultures. You like them?

Unicron: They.. Are intriguing is all

Unicron, the patron of all vultures. The only time he really gets upset with the humans is when they hurt Earth, mess with anything Cybertronian, or when they hurt his vultures. Those are HIS birds, his favorites. Everything else Earth has made can go burn for all he cares. But those birds? Nah those are his now.

Moon and Earth love to dance, when circumstances allow.

Earth 100% shrank down on purpose so that Moon could have his wish and lead Earth in a dance. She thinks he's adorable and doesn't mind doing a little mass displacement to allow it, at least in frame accurate holoforms.