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How did you find me? We heard this barking. Thank you, Thunderbolt.





KLAUS HARGREEVES in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 4.01 ↳ For the first time in my life, I'm sober. And...happy. But most importantly, 100% poltergeist-free.
tua s4 infact did NOT give justice to the characters or the viewers. this is the perfect example of how NOT to end a show. i wish the subway timeline was real so i could travel to a different timeline where tua s4 did not exist
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klaus i love you
Wow. They've managed to make me hate my 2 favorite characters. Yippie.
SPOILERS FOR UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 4 EPISODE 5 UNDER CUT
I love Five. So much. With all of my heart.
I love Lila. So much. With all of my heart
THAT DOES NOT MEAN
THAT THEY HAVE TO GET ENGAGED
THAT DOES NOT MEAN
THAT I WANT LILA TO CHEAT ON DIEGO
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND
AND THREE KIDS
AND FIVE HAS DELORES
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME HATE MY TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS
GOOD JOB NETFLIX
GOOD JOB
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
I... feel absolutely nothing about the ending.
No sadness. No joy.
Just disappointed
SPOILERS FOR UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 4 ENDING UNDER CUT
Like I get it, they didn't get a happy ending but everyone else did. I know I'm probably supposed to feel sad, to feel broke. But I don't.
If anything, I'm disappointed in the ending. They just stand there and get covered by that goop, and that's it.
I do believe that if the whole Five and Lila thing hadn't happened I would probably feel more. It just distracted me from the plot too much to really pay attention.
I love Five so much and I assure you if that hadn't happened I would be bawling my eyes out for him. But I'm not.
I'm disappointed in the ending and I feel let down. I wish it was different.
Welp, time to read fanfics to get my mind off it.
Wow. They've managed to make me hate my 2 favorite characters. Yippie.
SPOILERS FOR UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 4 EPISODE 5 UNDER CUT
I love Five. So much. With all of my heart.
I love Lila. So much. With all of my heart
THAT DOES NOT MEAN
THAT THEY HAVE TO GET ENGAGED
THAT DOES NOT MEAN
THAT I WANT LILA TO CHEAT ON DIEGO
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND
AND THREE KIDS
AND FIVE HAS DELORES
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME HATE MY TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS
GOOD JOB NETFLIX
GOOD JOB
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
Ya know what, the only good thing I can take away from season 4 is that five finally wore something other than a suit. That blue sweater looked so good on him. Shame I didn't watch much because of the scene itself xD
Y/N: Five, stop drinking too much coffee..
Five: *closing the door while holding six coffee*
Y/N: *looks at Five*
Five: More Expresso, Less Depresso ;)
The fact that Deadpool 3 is gayer than this new season of Umbrella Academy. Damn.
Klaus: *talks about how Luther and Allison had a thing despite being siblings, 5 was banging a mannequin, he's into a soldier he hasn't technically yet met, how Vanya's last boyfriend was a serial killer*
Vanya who doesn't remember either of them and literally met them both an hour ago:


WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST AND MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF DIEGO HARGREEVES I AM LOSING IT






I’m not Klaus…I’m Ben. I can prove it. Ask me something only Ben would know. Okay. When we were little, what did you reprogram Allison’s Teddy Ruxpin to say? [singing] “Luther sniffs Dad’s underwear…”
Allison jumping straight into the pool, not caring about her dress? and Klaus flapping his hands in the water, trying to get his floaty to move? them hugging eachother? everything. I love them both so much
Yes we’ve all said how The Umbrella Academy show runners listened to the fans and made changes in the storylines but I want to point out that this is THE FIRST AND ONLY show where fans said “this character is gay” and the next season they made the character gay! I challenge you to name another show like that. Everything else on tv is either queerbating or not acknowledging the fans at all and tua just went “yeah, you’re right” and changed it. What legends!
I’m still not over the fact that they gave us Klaus’ canon power of levitation, but altered it so that it was entirely contingent upon a ghost (Ben) holding him. They really are the best comedic duo.
Allison using her powers on racists so that her and her husband can thrive:
