Ttte Hank - Tumblr Posts
Some face and hair concepts and sketches idk (Arthur still hate thomas)
my ttte gender and sexuality hcs bc i am cishetn’t
thomas - cis man (he/him) omni edward - trans man (he/him) bi henry - cis man (he/him) pan gordon - cis man (he/him) bi (male leaning) james - cis man (he/him) gay percy - trans man (he/him) asexual biromantic toby - cis man (he/him) straight duck - genderfluid (he/they/ze) bi (male leaning) donald - cis man (he/him) bi douglas - genderfluid (he/she) gay oliver - cis man (he/him) gay emily - trans woman (she/her) lesbian diesel - cis man (he/him) bi (female leaning) daisy - cis woman (she/her) pan mavis - demigirl (she/they) lesbian molly - trans woman (she/her) asexual biromantic (female leaning) murdoch - cis man (he/him) gay arthur - trans man (he/him) gay hank - cis man (he/him) prefers not to use sexuality labels rosie - agender (she/they/xe) pan boco - trans man (he/him) gay bill - cis man (he/him) straight ben - cis man (he/him) bi (male leaning) spencer - cis man (he/him) bi neville - non binary (they/them) asexual biromantic salty - cis man (he/him) prefers not to use sexuality labels harvey - non binary (they/he) asexual biromantic connor - cis man (he/him) gay caitlin - cis woman (she/her) lesbian stanley - trans man (he/him) gay nia - trans woman (she/her) bi (female leaning) rebecca - cis woman (she/her) lesbian sonny - non binary (they/them) toric
i adore the idea that murdoch and hank would be rudiculously tall people. like imagine the engines are like talking amongst themselves like "oooh didnt ya hear? an american is coming to the island" and then they see a guy bonk is chin on the doorframe and everyone is just interally going 'holy shit hOW TALL-'
If it's not rude (I don't fully know tumblr ettiquitte yet) i'd like to propse another character to throw into this militay au(?): Hank.
Personally I like to roll with the Character Gallery idea of Hank being this calm shoulder to cry on and it's also really funny to see this bulky express thoroughbred doing first aid so I imagine it goes:
Edward: Okay Hank, what do you do in all this then?
Hank: I clean up after everyone else.
Edward: Oh god what do you mean by that? Like bulldozers kocking down infastructure or-
Hank: No I do first aid. Like I literally clean up after everyone. Do you know just how many 7-planks i've had to peel off of concrete walls?
Edward: Well, i'm glad at least one engine here is coming from somewhere sensible.
Hank: Oh, I wouldn't absolve the great state of Pennyslvania just yet, Eddyboy
Edward: Wha-
Phillip, approacing rapidly with a rocket launcher: Hi Edward!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
YEAHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE ADDING HANK IN!!!!! I never include him on this blog but I think he's really cool. So, this is a great suggestion! (Also, PHILLIP NO-)
Thomas: Okay we're here.
Edward: Alright who who- WHIFF!?
Whiff: Being a genius means you know how to survive every type of gunshot wounds. Trust me Rosie has tried to off me with her sniper for stealing her business more times than I can count.
Toby: Thomas I thought you said you knew someone who could help!
Thomas: He can! Tell em Whiff.
Whiff: While I may make nuclear missiles I also make air defense systems to shoot them down. After all I'm no the only one who makes weapons.
Edward: Okay but how does we stop the problem of Sodor becoming a flaming Crater if one slips past.
Whiff: Underground vaults! I have plenty under Sodor and know several people who could help truck in materials to rebuild.
Toby: You know I would prefer to prevent this as a whole so we don't need to rebuild.
Thomas: Alright I'll call her up.
Toby: Call who?
Thomas: You'll see.
Toby: Wait Edward, so you're telling me that you TRIED TO KILL WHIFF?!?!!
Edward: What?!!? He was driving me crazy and I just couldn't handle it!!!
Thomas: Ummmm, moving on-
Hank: We should probably start planning on how to save Sodor right now....
Thomas: Already i got her on the line.
Emily over phone: Alright, what have ye lads and lasses got yeselves stuck in this time? (My attempt at Emily's Scottish accent)
Thomas: It's more Edward and Toby found the weapons market on Sodor.
Emily: So what exactly do ye want me ta do?
Thomas: You're good at helping people make amends and defusing tension. Donald and Douglas that one time you pulled a train of pipes with them, Diesel when he stole Gordon's coaches for breaking his record, shall I go on?
Emily: Aye still donne see what ye want me ta do.
Thomas: Maybe get them all in one place and find a way to convince them to stop producing weapons. Or at least lest deadly ones.
Emily: Fine, I'll grab me contacts and see what I canne do.
After she hangs up.
Edward: I swear we are finding a entirely new side to Sodor.
Toby: Yeah same. I just didn't think that Sodor would be that crazy. But, here we are...
Hank: Hey! Don't worry yourselves too much old partners! I'm pretty sure we'll get this all sorted out!
*Something explodes in the distance*
Thomas: Ohhhhh shit....
Percy, flying in the sky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-
Toby: Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, DON'T HIT ME!!!!!
Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Toby: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
This is my alt acount since I can't use my main rn, but I'm the dude who made the first. "Edward gets caught in Whiff's warcrimes and other shit"
Toby: *Gets flattened by Edward* Edward: Dear Lady, Percy what on earth?
Percy: Sorry I was testing some of my weapons.
Edward: I know I'm gonna regret this but it's gonna drive me crazy if I don't ask, what do you make!?
Percy: I make a bunch of hand held weapons like grenade launchers for the guy on the go!
Edward: Oh dear Lady. Percy: I also do custom weapons, see Phillips rocket launcher? I made that. I also made a machine gun that costs $12,000 to fire for twelve seconds because it's so powerful it needs custom made bullets. Toby: If you'll get OFF ME that would be great!
Edward: Who is buying all the weapons made on this island!?
Percy: Well, I would love to tell you but then the others would probably kill me. Although I can give you a hint.
Hank: What is it you scagglywag?
Percy: The person buying the weapons is a crazy old dude.
Edward: Oh, so it seems like the person buying the weapons is a human.
Toby, underneath Edward: CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME!??!!?
Edward: Oh, my bad! *Gets off Toby*
Toby: *Sighs* Thank you...
Edward: Ignoring the fact I have no idea when you got here, what do you make diesel? Diesel: I don't make anything, I am a repersentive of British railway's. They view this whole weapons business going on the island is putting a strain on their finances.
Percy: Are you sure that's not because of their idiotic railway board? A bar of soap could run BR better then them.
Thomas: Roasted! Diesel: Laugh now, but soon BR will shut down Sodor! Hank: They can't do that! Diesel: OH they can! Thomas getting closer: And if they ever try we'll bow up the damn bridge! Toby: Thomas stop!
Diesel: And then you'll become terroists! And they'll send in the army, bombing everyone you love! Thomas: *Shoves diesel and whips out a gun* Keep planning your invasion! I wanna know what ports to fortafy! We survived two wars, and we'll win a third! You don't scare us you creep! Edward: Thomas put the gun down!
Thomas: We won't let you shut down Sodor!!!! After this bullet is in your brain!!!!
Edward: Thomas, what the hell?!?!? Give me the gun!!!!
Thomas: No, I'm not!!!! Give it back!!!!
*Thomas and Edward are fighting while the others look in shock*
Edward: Let go!!!!!
Thomas: No way!!!!
Hank: Guys, STOP!!!!
*Everybody freezes*
Hank: Listen, call me crazy but I think Diesel is actually right. If we keep on producing weapons, our railway will be shut down forever! And once the railway is shut down, we'll be sent to other railways who will pretty much scrap us by the time we get there!!!
Percy: ....So, you're saying we should stop this whole thing altogether?
Toby: Of course!! Nobody wants to be scrapped!!!!
*Edward takes the gun out of Thomas' hands while he isn't looking*
Thomas: Hey!!!
Edward: You're lucky that I didn't consider shooting you with this like I did with Whiff.
Diesel: Very well then. So we should start targeting the engines who are in the weapons business.
Edward: Alright lets start with Rosie, she doesn't actually make weapons so she's more likely to switch what she makes-
Sir Topham hatt: Oh you aren't stopping anything.
Thomas: Sir? What are you doing?
Sir Topham: See you guys, when everyone sells their weapons, that injects money into the islands economy which goes into the railroad and of course to me.
Toby: Sir you realize that it also is a huge financial strain on BR right? Sir Topham: Look as log as my client is happy, then it's my job to keep the weapons flowing.
Thomas: We're goign to stop it! Sir Topham hatt: *Slowly reveals pistol* Friad I can't let ya do that.
WE HAVING A GUN FIGHT!
Hank: EVERYBODY, GET DOWN!!!!!
*Sir Topham Hatt shoots multiple bullets as everybody crouches on the ground, hoping not to get hit. The engines frantically try to think of a solution as Topham keeps on firing more bullets.*
Thomas: WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?
Percy: I DON'T KNOW!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED BE THE MAIN CHARACTER WHO THINKS OF A SOLUTION!!!!
Thomas: Well, I'M NOT IN THIS CASE!!!!!
Edward: THAT'S IT!!!! NO MORE MR. NICE GUY NOW!!!!!
*Edward quickly dashes to Sir Topham Hatt, dodging the bullets and punching him in the stomach. Sir Topham Hatt clutches his stomach while Edward grabs the pistol and aims it at him.*
Toby: Edward!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Sir Topham Hatt: How could you?!?! You were one of my best engines on this railway!!!
Edward: Well, let's just say that I got more and more tired of people treating like I'm delicate sculpture to be protected!!! You know what, I never liked you in the first place.
*In a twist, Edward kicks Sir Topham Hatt in the balls as he is launched into the sky screaming in pain.*
The others: Oh my God.....
Sir Topham Hatt: I'm calling for backup! *Suddenly a tank flies out of nowhere* Thomas: EDWARD! *Kncoks Edward out of the way and smoke cloud appears* Percy: Thomas!
*Smoke clears revealing a coughing Thomas.* Thomas: *Gasp* WOO! Thomas one! Big tank zero, I'm sorry did we get that on camera? Toby: How are you not dead!? Thomas: I have no idea! Do you see me dancing? Toby: Yes I saw you dance.
Thomas: Is that all you got? Sailor John in tank: No but thank you for asking.
Edward: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? SAILOR JOHN??!?!! BITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE ARRESTED AND PUT IN JAIL!!!!!!
Sailor John: Thanks to yer controller, I'm finally free and I can enact my revenge on this island! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!
*Sailor John shoots at Thomas who nearly dies if it wasn't for Hank pushing him out of the way*
Hank: Got ya!!!!
Thomas: Phee! Thanks Hank!
Diesel: *Sees Sir Topham Hatt trying to run away* Hey! Get back here!!!!
Sir Topham Hatt: OH SHIT-
*Sir Topham Hatt starts running as Diesel jumps towards him and pins the controller down. Percy dashes towards the two and helps to restrain the Fat Controller.*
Sir Topham Hatt: Get off of me you oily diesel!!!
Diesel: Not a single fat chance.
Percy: I'm calling Gordon, James and Henry for assistance! They should be able to help us!
Edward: *Sarcastically* Well isn't my life just great?....
I drawn some male characters from Thomas & Friends, TUGS and Theodore Tugboat. I hope you're going to love them.
After escaping sailor John and Sir Topham hatt.
Edward: Okay screw it, if anything else happens I'm making a break for the mainland.
Hank: Thomas how did you not die from that tank?
Thomas: *Holds up Nokia phone armor* Never underestimate Nokia.
Toad: Oh great, what do you want?
Toby: Toad? What are you doing here?
Toad: Trying not get my business back from James.
Edward: James!?
Toad: He bought my business after Mavis tried to sue me, and If I Don't get it back Sodor is doomed.
Percy: What do you mean by that?
Toad: Simple, James has the ability to build the one thing that can stop Sir Topham Hatt.
Edward: And what is it? It better be useful....
Toad: James can built a nuclear bomb to decimate the entire railway.
Everybody else: .....That is not useful at all....
Toad: Well I mean, do you guys have any other ideas?!?
Thomas: Uhhhh...No.....
Toad: Yeah, that's what I thought....
Hank: So you're saying that we should use the bomb to threaten Sir Topham Hatt to close the weapons business?!!?
Toby: That's not even ethical!!!!
Edward: Well, I'm already tired of this bullshit and I just want things to go back to normal. So, we might as well do it.
Thomas: Hmmm...Yeah....
James: When the hell did you guys get on my property? Percy: Shut up and listen. (Reloads gun) Look I may be number six but this glock is a nine so if you don't shut up and listen your gonna get it. Edward: Percy put the gun down! It has not escalated to that point yet. Toad: Geez Mr James, you gave this place a makeover. What did you start making in my absence? James: I switched to making a combination of AI programmed fighter jets and defence systems like the patriot system.
Edward: Oh my god....Is this the shit you have been making when I'm not checking on you?!
Toby: James, why the hell would you DO this????
James: Oh, because I was bored.
Hank: What?....
James: Because I was bored.
Percy: Now that's a shit reason.
Thomas: Okay listen. If you can get the Fat Controller to stop buying weapons on Sodor, we're gonna call you James the Great from on.
James: *Turns his head 180 degrees* Wait really?!?
Thomas: Yep!
Toby: What, no!!! I'm not calling the engine who insulted me when I first got here "James the Great"!
Thomas: Well, do you want this island to be in shambles!?!?
Toby: He was the one who kickstarted this whole mess!
Thomas: .....Okay, that's a good point. *Turns to James* So, deal?
James: Deal.
Sir Topham Hatt: *Chugs a coffee*
Hank: Is there something wrong sir?
Sir Topham Hatt: Did you seriously just- oh wait, are you that new substitute teacher that just arrived?
Hank: Yes sir, I'm excited to work.
Sir Topham Hatt: *sips* that won't last. You know what, how about you teach my class today, we'll see how you do.
Hank: Yes! I won't let you down sir. *Walks off*
Dowager Hatt: Five bucks days he lasts five minutes.
Sir Topham Hatt: I doubt he'll last five seconds.
Hank: Hello everyone.
Thomas: Oh we got a new sub.
James: He looks like a wimp.
Emily: Hey go easy on him, we're glad to have you teaching us sir.
Hank: Thank you, uuuuuuuh...... Pop quiz! And a book report due tomorrow as well as 5 pages of math problems for homework.
Thomas: *Throws his pencil to the floor*
Emily: Damn it.
*Later*
Hank: Well, the class was actually pretty good! None of students were disruptive or anything, I just give them more work then usual.
Sir Topham Hatt: .....
Dowager Hatt: Son, give me my money now.
Hank: Why is no one paying attention?
Mavis: Honestly we don't care.
Hank: Your all gonna start caring if you don't shut up and listen! Alright now can anyone tell me what element this is? And remember there are no wrong answers.
Thomas: Earth.
Hank: ... See class it's okay he got it WRONG! *Sends Thomas to the shadow realm with a punch*
Emily: What was that!?
Hank: The element of surprise.
Mavis: Hey. Quick question. How long is Thomas banished to the shadow realm?
Hank: Oh, for about 10 years.
Everybody: TEN YEARS!??!?
Hank: Now who is going to give me the right answer or who is going to join Thomas next?
Everybody: *Trembling in fear*
Percy: Hey-
Hank: No! Everyone shut up!
Rosie: The hell is wrong with you?
Hank: You are spending this class being quiet, and doing the fifty assignments I've assigned you.
Ryan: I'm gonna kill him.
Rosie: Better hurry or I'll beat you too it.
Ryan: Then it'll be a team effort.
Gordon: How about we not kill people this time?
Ryan: When I'm done with him I'm coming for you next.
Percy: Dude, Gordon's right. Why the fuck do we keep killing people who do stupid shit! You guys just saw Hank banish Thomas to the shadow realm for 10 years! So let's all actually do his shit or all of us will be next.
Gordon: Percy, thank Lady for making you the only other person with a braincell.
Percy: No problem.
*The class grumbles and starts doing the fifty assignments that Hank assigned to them*
Emily: *walks into class* guess what? I got a full eight hours of sleep!
Percy: Is it possible to learn this power?
Hank: Well your failing class!
Emily: I really do not give a fuck anymore.
Percy: Girl, what about your grades?
Emily: I seriously do not give a fuck anymore.
Percy: Oh.
Ryan: *Snoring*
Hank: Ryan! Do you want to fail this class!?
Ryan: I've only been getting four hours of sleep with all this work!
James: Statistically we need six to eight hours of sleep!
Hank: I couldn't agree more. *Gestures to whiteboard*
James: WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK GETS -2 HOURS OF SLEEP?!?!? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE!??!!?
Hank: It's because of fucking Satan.... I hate that bitch so much....
Ryan: All of us do!
Sir Topham Hatt: Hello assholes, I'm back because Hank has been arrested for arming Phillip with a rocket launcher.
Thomas: Yo! I'm back.
Sir Topham Hatt: Your also late!
Thomas: Fuck. You.
Percy: Wait, what?!!? Bro, how!??!
Sir Topham Hatt: Don't know but I hope you little shits learn a thing or two.
Thomas: Hey Percival! Did you miss me?
Percy: Not really.
Thomas: Bruh....