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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 3:

Edward: Can I lie my head here?

Toby: Edward sweetie, that's my lap.

Edward: Doesn't answer my question.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 9:

Thomas: Oh, so you're in love with Edward? I thought that you were straight!

Toby: Yep and so did I. *Sighs* Oh, Edward is such a handsome engine~

Thomas: So, does that mean you're cheating on Henrietta?

Toby: *Instantly spits out his tea* NO I'M NOT-

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 30:

Toby: Hey Eddie, do you want roasted chicken for dinner-

*Toby then sees Edward on his laptop.*

Edward: *Is watching memes*

Toby: I have so many questions that it's not even funny.

-Toby and Gordon were both crying when they heard their own songs.

Thomas: *Is looking at Toby and Gordon* Should we comfort them? I feel like it's a bit too emotional.

Edward: Nah, Thomas my boy. You know how these two function. Let them show their emotions properly for once.

Toby and Gordon: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- Multiple characters had to redo their lines because their voices kept on cracking.

-Somebody told the forbidden Gorilla joke to Edward 10 times and Edward started rolling on the ground and banging on the floor. In fact, he banged on the floor so hard that he actually broke his wrist.

-Everybody spent the day laughing at James when he wore the bee costume. Especially Thomas, who was on the ground and actually peed his pants.

-Toby and Edward were kissing on a set once and Percy noticed. The end result was comedy gold.

Percy: Hey dad? Where's Phillip? The production crew said that they needed him to- What the?.....

Toby: *Is covered with kisses on his face* Uh, this is awkward. Percy, it's-

Edward: It's exactly what it looks like.

Toby: EDWARD!!!!

-There were too many times where Edward kept on swearing whenever he messed up. There was even a whole ass video about it on YouTube. Charlie Sand posted that one as a joke and he almost got put on a tombstone by an angry and grumpy Edward.

-Henrietta lost it when she heard Toby screaming in "Hasty Hannah" when he was going down the hill.

-Toby: Henrietta, I thought that you weren't going to laugh at me while I was going down the hill with Hannah.....Why?...... I feel betrayed.....

Henrietta: Sorry my dear, but it was too hilarious to not to.

-Henry falling into the lake headfirst wasn't supposed to happen in the episode but the writers kept it anyways because Henry spitting out the water was funny.

-In the scene of TATMR, where Toby is giggling at Diesel 10 and Splodge when they got stuck, Edward came out of nowhere and picked Toby onto his shoulder and started running off the set.

- Thomas straight up said "FUCK YOU" to Diesel 10 when he fell off of the bridge and into the barge.

-Edward slapped James in the face when James was supposed to give Edward his iconic smug expression.

-Toby literally messed up his lines 15 times when Phillip accidently called him "Dad" on set.

I am thinking about actor au where the engines themselves are filming the Thomas & Friends tv show. Specifically the blooper reel of engines messing up or forgetting their lines, coming to a stop too late and completely passing through the shot, giggling uncontrollably at something it takes about 11 tries before they can finish the scene, pulling faces in the background, Stanley popping up in scenes he's not meant to,

I chose Freebie question

Toby and Henrietta dating Edward. What is the best dating spot on the island? And how would everyone react?

Probably the beach lol. The sand is symbolic of Toby's down-to-earth nature and water symbolizes Edward either being represented as a calm mentor, an in between serious and wise and assertive but prone to being grumpy since water can be portrayed as either calm and soothing or dangerous and ruthless like a tsunami.

Also, Toby is married to Edward and Henrietta but Henrietta and Edward aren't dating each other since Edward is gay. Although, I do think the idea of Edward, Toby and Henrietta being in a polycule is pretty interesting. With that being said, the relationships are probably more like a love triangle.

Everybody's reactions would probably range from "Awww, that's so romantic" to "Make sure you guys don't drown or else we have to call the Search and Rescue Team for you old geezers."

But yeah, that's probably it.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 60:

Toby: *Crying* But I-But-YoU cAn'T jUsT mAgIcAlLy mAkE mE fEeL bEtTeR!!!

Edward: Oh, but yes I can, come here so that I can give you a kiss~

Toby: GIVE ME A KISS?!?

*Toby then jumps into the air towards Edward*

Toby: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!-

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 69:

Toby: Edward, wake up!

Edward, half-awake: Just let me sleep, you know I have insomnia....

Toby: Edward, you have been in a coma for 10 years.

Edward: .....Two more minutes.....

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Toby: ...And that's how the grumpy constable got fired from his job!

Edward: Oh wow, Toby. That's a very interesting story that you just shared!

Toby Hehe, thanks. People usually aren't that interested about my stories with humans. I'm glad that this interests you!

Edward: *Smiles* Well, I want to say that-

Thomas, out of nowhere: Edward only listened to your story because he's in love with you~

*Edward then starts choking the living shit out of Thomas*

Edward: SHUT UP-

Toby: EDWARD NO-

Lmao Toby.

Welcome to bachelor/ bachelorette

LET'S GOOOOOOOO IT'S THE OLDIESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NAHHHHHHH EDWARD LOOKING AT A FNAF MEME WITH SPONGEBOB PICTURES IS SOOOOOO FUNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY

Also, Toby and Edward making a heart shape with their hands, adorable..... 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💘💘💘💘💘💘

Thank you so much for this wonderful piece of art. You are making the fandom better just by existing.

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When You Show Memes To Your Partner (An Edward x Toby FanFic):

Toby was peacefully sipping his favorite cup of earl gray tea while silently humming to himself. The bright sunlight beamed through the windows while little songbirds softly chirped outside. The Fat Controller had decided to give him and his husband, Edward, a day off. No shunting trucks, no stress, just a relaxing day for the both of them. Toby happily sighed, it seemed like a long time that he was given a break for once. It’s not like he complained about doing work like James or sometimes Gordon, it's just that he didn’t get to spend time with Edward.

“Ahhh~ Such a lovely day… I wonder what should me and Eddie do? Maybe go to the beach? Take care of each others’ kids?” Toby chuckled to himself a little. No, of course not. Edward had Thomas while Toby and his wife, Henrietta, had Percy, Phillip and Pluto. All four of them were really crazy to handle in their own ways. Just as Toby was tentatively wondering to himself, Edward was walking down the staircase, wearing just a light blue shirt with blue jeans, looking very tired as usual. 

“Hello honey, did you have a decent sleep yesterday?” Toby quietly asked the blue tender engine.

Edward grumbled a bit before replying. “Well, I don’t think ‘decent’ is the right word to describe it…. More like, ‘strange’....”

Edward poured a coffee jug into his favorite mug that was written “Fuck Off, I’m Gay and I Have Insomnia” on it before drinking it like it was water. “Anyways, I was thinking I wanted to show you something today.”

“What is it?” asked Toby curiously. Edward then put down his coffee mug on the countertop and went to grab his laptop from the living room. After a few minutes, Edward then placed his laptop on the table and opened it. Toby leaned to see what his partner was doing while Edward was busy punching letters into the keyboard. 

“What are you typing?” questioned Toby with a raised eyebrow.

“My favorite memes.” Edward replied back.

“Memes? What are they?”

“Oh, they’re just amusing or interesting stuff online. They are quite hilarious. If you understand them.” Edward smiled with a cheeky grin on his face.

After Edward was done typing in the word ‘meme” in the search bar, he then went to the images section and started scrolling through the page. Toby had a very confused and judgemental face while his eyes followed on the sidebar. After a few minutes of scrolling through, Edward clicked on an image of the Peter Griffin Death Pose and showed it to Toby.

“What the heck is that?!?” Toby exclaimed in surprise. “Why is this guy on the ground while posing like that?!?!”

Edward started laughing his ass off as Toby continued to question the image in hand with a lot of judgment.

“O-Oh…. That’s the Dead Peter Griffin meme….” Edward snorted as he tried to contain his laughter. “D-Do you like it?....”

“No! Of course I don’t!!!” Toby slapped Edward on his arm with annoyment. “Why do you people think it’s funny to make a joke out of somebody lying on the ground while they’re clearly dying?!!?”

“Well, you can’t blame me!!!! It’s the internet who did all of this!!!” Edward retorted who was definitely trying not to piss himself due to laughter. He then scrolled through the page once more before landing on the Yippee Creature image.

“Well, that's a peculiar-Uhhhhh ...Creature right there….He looks kinda…Goofy? For some reason?” Toby stated as he examined the image. “Although, I think he looks quite cute though! What a nice-looking fella right here!”

“Yeah, he does. People call him the ‘Autism Creature’ for a reason.” Edward replied. “He reminds me like Gordon, doesn’t he?”

“Oh yeah!” Toby chortled. “Especially him sometimes staring into the distance like that! That’s the funniest thing about him.”

For 4 hours, Edward and Toby were scrolling through viral images and memes, commenting and reacting to them. Sometimes, the reactions were funny, sometimes, they weren’t. And some of them had the couple with confused faces just by looking at them. When dusk had finally fallen, the Steam Team were at Tidmouth Sheds, sharing stories with each other in the sheds. 

“Did you guys know that Thomas got into another crash today?” Percy requested.

“Hm! Really?” Gordon asked with a boastful face.

“PERCY!!!!!” Thomas retorted back with frustration. 

“Now, you two. Don’t fight or else we’ll have an argument in our hands.” Toby calmly consoled the two. 

“What did you and Edward do today?” Henry asked Toby with a curious look on his face. 

“Well, I showed Toby my favorite memes on my laptop. The whole experience was pretty interesting to say the least. We even got a few laughs out of it.” Edward answered back.

“Gordon, you remind me of the Yippee Creature image after Edward showed it to me now.” Toby said.

Gordon was utterly baffled, he was utmost embarrassed that his best friend has compared him to a viral meme.

“WHAT?!?!?!” Gordon shouted.

Everybody started chuckling as Gordon’s turned redder than James’ splendid paint. Toby and Edward were giggling while the others laughed at Gordon hysterically. They both looked at each other endearingly as the moon twinkled in the dark night sky. Today sure has been a good day….

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 103:

Emily: Ummmm, where's Toby?

Gordon: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Gordon, yelling in the distance: *Breathes* HENRIETTA AND EDWARD ARE SHITTY PARTNERS!!!!!

Toby, yelling back: NO!!!!! THEY'RE NOT!!!! THEY'RE THE BEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

Gordon: Found him.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 138:

Edward: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Toby: That suspiciously sounds like a marriage proposal......

Edward, getting down on one knee: That's because it is.

Toby: Oh my-

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 139:

Edward: Listen babe, I'm fine. I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired.

Toby: Awwwwww, but I'll be so lonely without you. Cuddle with me so I can feel whole again.

Edward: A-Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?????

Toby: Wait, it's actually working???

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 161:

*Everybody at Tidmouth Sheds are about to sleep*

Thomas: Okay, everybody goodnight!

Percy: Goodnight Thomas.

Toby: Goodnight Thomas!

Gordon: Goodnight people.

James: Goodnight, I need my beauty sleep.

Emily: Hope you guys dream well!

Henry: Goodnight guys!

Edward: Goodnight to the love of my life, Toby and fuck the rest of y'all.

Everybody except Toby: Bro....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 162:

*Thomas and Toby are chuffing along the main line together*

Thomas: Hey Toby.

Toby: Yes Thomas?

Thomas: I want to ask you something.

Toby: Sure, what is it?

Thomas: Why does Edward and Henrietta call you "babygirl"?

Toby: ........We don't talk about that.....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 183:

Henrietta: Look Toby!

Toby: Yes dear?

Henrietta: There are people taking photos of us!

*People are standing on the bridge on top of Toby and Henrietta as they take pictures of the old couple*

Henrietta: It's nice to people that actually appreciate the railway once.

Toby: Yeah, me too.

*Just then, Edward chuffs along the line*

Edward: Hey babe!

Toby: Oh, hey Eddie!

Edward: Make sure to look sharp for the camera!

Toby: Look sharp for what?-

*A cameraman takes a picture of the three, unintentionally flash-banging Toby in the process*

Toby: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!! I'M BLIND!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

Edward and Henrietta: *Start laughing*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 202:

*Romantic music starts playing*

Toby: *Looks at Edward* I'd like to kiss you old seagull. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Edward: ....Alright. *Pulls Toby towards him* But you're so darn ugly.

*The two then start making out*

Mavis, with Daisy: Hey Daisy, can we make out-

Daisy: I-WHAT!?!?

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 218:

Gordon: *Pointing at Edward furiously* Bros before hoes....

Edward: Who?

Gordon: YOU!!!

Edward: What's wrong with me???

Gordon: BROS BEFORE HOES!!!!

Edward: I value love?

Gordon: YES!!!!!

Edward: And ignore friendships?

Gordon: YEP!!!!!

Edward: What are you talking about?!?!

Gordon: The last time the kitchen exploded, you only cared about Toby and you didn't even notice me!!!!!!

Edward: Didn't I call your name?

Gordon: I WAS ALREADY FLYING IN THE AIR , YOU DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME!!!!!!

Toby, behind Edward: You really didn't shout Gordon's name...

Edward, thinking to himself: I did that on purpose... 😈😈😈😈

AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH THIS IS SO SWEET LIKE HELLO!?!?

EDWARD WANTING TO SAVE TOBY IS SO CUTEE AND TOBY STILL PRAISING HIM FOR DOING THAT EVEN AFTER IT'S REVEALED THAT TOBY ISN'T BEING TAKEN AWAY?!!?

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

how about 💘?

📰- “Taking Toby”

Salty tells a story about saving a ship from being stolen to Edward and Duck. Later, Edward overhears some men talking about ‘taking’ Toby. He goes to warn the other engines, to no avail; and then goes to see Toby himself. He sees Toby leaving that night and is able to stop him, but it turns out that Toby was just going for a quick fix at the Works. Although it was a mistake, Toby praises him for wanting to save him.

Edward/Toby crumbs ftw!! 😭💙🤎