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*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*
i just think it's worth reiterating that the entire reason ed went into a suicidal rage was NOT because stede left him. it was because of izzy.
i just think it's worth reiterating that the entire reason ed went into a suicidal rage was NOT because stede left him. it was because of izzy.

« Please someone give this man a sandwich! »
I don’t think Cid is going to leave him alone with this!
Ho and yes I gave him back his cigarette!
Another Day Another S5 Rant
I'm very torn between my desire to do bit with someone, ANYONE this season and my desire to hose Finn with cold water for thinking I'd be with someone is isn't honest with their partner. Like a case was made by @ellegreenwxy for him that made me think of him differently, but this scene... ugh. I hate that there's no option to give him a chance without getting intimate in some way. My dialogue should have gone like this:
Listen Discount Noah, tell Kat how you feel about me. Deal with the consequences of it. Cuz otherwise you're stringing her along and denying her a chance to find someone who only has eyes for her and that's not fair. I need you to show me that you're worth the chance I'd be taking, and the misery I'd be dealing with in the villa to be with you. That I could trust you. Because being horny for me isn't enough. This invitation makes it feel like you trying to screw me so you can decide who the better lay is before you make any decisions. And I'm sorry but imma have to hit you with some Lizzo on that:
I will never ever ever ever ever be your side chick
I don't know who you think I am, but I'm bout to tell you. I'm someone who deserves to be more than a maybe. A try-her-out. A we'll see.
Be all in or GTFO.
Bom bom bi bom bi dum dum, ay
the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.