Trevor And Sypha - Tumblr Posts

Sypha: *does anything*

Trevor:

I feel like once Trevor and Sypha get married, Trevors going to use every single opportunity to call her his wife.

“I’m going to take breakfast back to my WIFE, thanks for paying.”

“MY WIFE and I, killed the giant eel infesting the pond outside your village.”

“MY WIFE and I would like a mug of ale...Yes my WIFE SYPHA BELNADES would like her own mug....Yes I’m sure! Why dont you ask her your bloody self, my WIFE is sitting right here you cockwart.”

“Alucard, shes my wife Alucard. My wife who must have gone insane since I was able to convince her to marry me.”