TREAT ME LIKE ONE - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
awe, cute snake… right?

WRONG
I AM A MONSTER OF UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS AND I WANT TO BE PERCEIVED AS SUCH I NEED TO PUT ANYONE WHO SEES ME INTO FIGHT OR FLIGHT THEY MUST DO AS I SAY WHILE THEY SHAKE IN TERROR
I AM NOT TO BE MESSED WITH

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1 year ago
Me: How can I show the world that I'm a man of culture?
Me: Oh, I know now!
*Changes ringtone to 'They're taking to hobbits to Isengard'*
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