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1 year ago

awe, cute snake… right?

Awe, Cute Snake Right?

WRONG

I AM A MONSTER OF UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS AND I WANT TO BE PERCEIVED AS SUCH I NEED TO PUT ANYONE WHO SEES ME INTO FIGHT OR FLIGHT THEY MUST DO AS I SAY WHILE THEY SHAKE IN TERROR

I AM NOT TO BE MESSED WITH

Awe, Cute Snake Right?

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1 year ago

Me: How can I show the world that I'm a man of culture?

Me: Oh, I know now!

*Changes ringtone to 'They're taking to hobbits to Isengard'*


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