Tony Stark Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
Peter: Jokes on you Mr.Stark, Flour isn't even a spice!
Harley: So you're dumb AND boring!
Tony: I'M BORING!? I am genious billionare playboy philanthropist! I am NOT boring!
Harley: Then let us work on the iron man suit!
Tony: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Peter: SEE!? BORING!
Tony: Oh please! If you were a spice you'd be flour!