Time Bastard Nightmare Time

kassiaactuallydraws

11 months ago

Tinky gave him some enrichment 💛

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the bastards box isn’t a labyrinth its actually just the back rooms with the dashcon ballpit I feel as if my drawing privillages needs to be revoked I’m not explaining this one chief if you get it then I’m sorry ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid starkid fanart team starkid starkid productions starkid memes time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time nmt starkid nightmare time the bastards box hatchetfield nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

That relatable moment when a fucked up looking goat decides it’s going to trap you in it’s box for shits and giggles.

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This piece only occurred because I had long train trips and wanted to try a different art style with my starkid obsession coming back full swing the ted brainrot has infected my brain once again I see you fellow ted stans on this site dw ima feed you guys I got multiple ideas for time bastard pieces that will inevitably happen so there will be more goat man art ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nightmare time 2 nmt nmt2 time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time the bastards box starkid starkid fanart fanart hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.

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all I can say is that tinky possesed me for a hot second scientist need to research the grip this man has on the gays I’m a full on lesbian yet I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure I’m going to fight tinky in a Sainsbury’s parking lot over him ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski peter spankoffski pete spankoffski tinky tnoy karaxis I would tag everyone but it would take me over the 30 tags- so I’m just tagging the goat bros nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nightmare time 2 nmt nmt2 time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time the bastards box team starkid starkid starkid fanart fanart hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Time bastard, You got some place else to be?

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can’t believe the first piece of serious starkid fanart Iv done in 4 years is of a man who canonically has a P hub premium account can you tell I have no idea how to do dramatic lighting? it was done purely on vibes and bullshit anyway this took like 6 days so any love you show it would be highly appreciated x btw the person obscured by the cube is Charlotte - she’s still there in spirit ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski tinky tnoy karaxis the guy who didn’t like musicals tgwdlm tgwdlm starkid tgwdlm fanart starkid starkid fanart team starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time time bastard nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetfield universe hatchetverse nmt nmt2 nightmare time 2 joey richter fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

The Lang brothers really said: “The Cosmic God of Time and Space, a Eldritch Horror who is fuelled by tormenting people - a being capable of driving his lessers into insanity within seconds and able to trap them into a torturous eternity………is a furry”.

And as iconic as that is….huh?

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Listen I love it when people draw Tinky as the Eldritch horror he is - I already got design ideas for when I eventually do that but the idea of a fluffy goat with huge floppy ears being the one to trap you in his torture maze is hilarious to me there comes a time in my life when I need to sit down and reevaluate everything that brought me to this point drawing furries at 3am while creating a devastatingly accurate Ted playlist on Spotify is one of them (its got tragedy-brother angst-h*rniness-time travel-religious overtones-yearning-heartbreak-self loathing-spiral into insanity & more) aka I’m still working on that playlist but man am I cooking hard anyway how the fuck do you draw goats? I’m giving him sharp teeth I made him look more like a cat… I love him reguardless tinky tnoy karaxis tinky npmd tinky starkid the lords in black lords in black nightmare time starkid nightmare time nmt time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time the bastards box team starkid starkid productions starkid starkid fanart hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

LONG HAIR SPANKOFFSKI SUPREMACY!!!

Some of y’all are not appreciating the fact this man has his hair in a bun in Time Bastard/Working Boys.

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Ted spankoffski has long hair Joey Richter personally told me himself /gen yea I’m not joking about the gen there my friends bought me a Joey cameo in which he drops Ted lore He said Ted grew his hair out after Pete got a gf cos he thought it would help him get girls I fucking can’t- I can edit that cameo and post it btw if anyone wants - it’s literly just Joey acting as Ted for 5 mins anyway this is a snippet of a larger ted piece I’m making rn but it deserved it own post ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski the guy who didn’t like musicals tgwdlm tgwdlm starkid tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn't like musicals fanart starkid starkid productions team starkid starkid fanart time bastard time bastard nightmare time starkid time Bastard nightmare time nmt starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetfield universe hatchetverse joey richter fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!

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whatever you do don’t imagine Pete in the library creating and printing out missing posters because nobody else will look for his brother :) Do you think when I die and reach the pearly gates Gods gonna confront me about spending 74 hours bbg’ing a homeless man? if I had a Time Machine I wouldn’t go and try to fix things with the first girl I fell in love with who also ended up ghosting me - fuck her Instead I would go back 4 1/2 years and tell 14yr me I would be creating fanart of the homeless guy in the musical I just discovered I wanna know how that would go - ‘Isn’t Ted our favourite character?’ ‘hahaha ABOUT THAT-‘ ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid starkid fanart team starkid starkid productions the guy who didn’t like musicals tgwdlm tgwdlm starkid tgwdlm fanart black friday black friday fanart black friday starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time time bastard nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe nmt fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

God gave me Procreate Dreams and a vision.

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‘I love Time Bastard’ - Time Bastard in question: I fear my shitposting has evolved into animations now this sound is the new tiktok meme of the week and I coudnt think of anything else but this everytime I heard it I have a uni deadline in less then a week and my brain woudnt let me work on it until I animated this anyway this is also my attempt at getting better on posting on tiktok ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski tinky tnoy karaxis the lords in black lords in black starkid starkid fanart starkid animation team starkid starkid productions starkid memes time bastard starkid time Bastard nightmare time time bastard nightmare time nmt starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art my animation

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.

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Do you ever think about the fact Ted held the love of his life in his arms while she died? Do you ever think about the ash covering his hands? The dust stuck inbetween his fingernails? His tears making the ash stain his palms? Heart in hand - interlocked with all his love between each finger - desperatly trying to not let it fade away? Thinking about since the Old Testement ashes have been a symbol of repentance and penitence - a token of self-abhorrence and humiliation Specifically ‘Wherefore I abhor myself and repent in dust and ashes’ (Job 42:6 KJV) and the entire concept of Ash Wednesday I know that probably wasn’t the langs intention but as a ex-church kid I can’t stop projecting religious imagery into media I like also is anyone surprised I drew this man with a clock and a halo again? I physically cannot stop myself from doing it Anyway I’m not sorry for drawing this but I’ll go back to being a silly goofy guy with my fanart and tags….until next time :) ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski jennybear Jenny nmt jenny starkid god I feel so evil for tagging Jenny starkid starkid fanart team starkid starkid productions time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Tinky gave him some enrichment 💛

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the bastards box isn’t a labyrinth its actually just the back rooms with the dashcon ballpit I feel as if my drawing privillages needs to be revoked I’m not explaining this one chief if you get it then I’m sorry ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid starkid fanart team starkid starkid productions starkid memes time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time nmt starkid nightmare time the bastards box hatchetfield nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Bastard man in the evil box…..I would die for you

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can you tell with the amount of times Iv drawn this man my autism has a vice grip on him? shoutout for my uni commute being a hour and a half long because that’s how experimental doodles like this occur ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski tinky tnoy karaxis the lords in black lords in black starkid starkid fanart team starkid starkid productions time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nmt nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time the bastards box hatchetfield universe hatchetverse hatchetfield fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Who let this man babysit.

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I think we as a fandom need to be honest and admit that letting his man babysit isn’t the best idea pete spankoffski peter spankoffski ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid starkid productions team starkid starkid fanart npmd npmd starkid npmd fanart nerdy prudes must die nerdy prudes must die fanart starkid nerdy prudes must die tgwdlm tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time nmt starkid nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetfield universe hatchetverse fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

“Aside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.

Aside From TGWDLM (and A Brief BF Cameo), Ted Spankoffski Has Long Hair And We As A Fandom Need To Represent

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‘what’s your source that Ted has long hair’? you ask. Joey personally told me in a cameo /gen am I really spreading propaganda if I’m speaking the truth? Did I use to draw Ted exclusively with short hair? yes. Have I been enlightened since then? yes. I will lead this crusade if needbe just remember if your drawing long haired ted with his hair down that you don’t draw it too long or it ends up as scrags I had multiple people ask me why I draw ted with long hair that I resorted to making a diagram ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time tgwdlm tgwdlm starkid tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart hatchetfield ape man workin boys nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Song - Taking Whats Not Yours By Tv Girl.

Song - Taking What’s Not Yours by Tv Girl.

(I learnt my lesson from last time so here’s the animated version in the original post)

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‘how often do you thing about the tragedy of JennyBear?’ yes something something the tragedy of JennyBear is that despite an infinite amount of timelines there isnt a single one where they are together Thinking of all the stuff she left in his apartment- Ted thinking she rather abandon it then see him again to collect them Thinking of all the emails and dunk voicemails Ted probably left in a desperate attempt to contact her and tell her how he feels Thinking about how Ted probably clings onto the fact that someone did love him- even if it was a diffrent version of it. It was still him what haunts me about JennyBear is that in every timeline bar one Ted just thinks she left- ignorant of the truth you think on the surface level this is an angsty JennyBear comic but peel back the layers and it’s once again long haired Ted propaganda shoutout to booigi-boi for the hc that the goat bros have hoof birthmarks because I immediately incorporated it into my belief system ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski jenny starkid jennybear starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art my animation

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Hey, Dickhead!

*smashes your face in with a crowbar*

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if I had a nickle for everytime Ted spankoffski beat a character played by Jeff in the face with a metal object I’d have 2 nickels my question is how did he obtain the crowbar? did he find it in an alleyway? did Teddy randomly have a crowbar in his studio apartment? I like to think that Ted specifically went and bought the crowbar with the last 20 bucks in his wallet purely just to smack Kilgore with it anyway big fan of how unhinged Ted is in this scene we need more of it formal pertition to give Ted spankoffski a crowbar again and just set him loose into the wild. I just wanna see what he does with it. (please ignore how I don’t know how to do side profiles I’m working on it okayyyyyyy) ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard time bastard nightmare time starkid time Bastard nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Hi take an old goat man doodle I realised I never posted 🐐💛

(Also I’d like to blame credit @kirchefuchs for being the initial inspo behind me drawing Ted with goat features.)

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Staring at the excessive amount out Ted art while organising and the realisation im seeing Joey in London finally sets in the autism is getting a treat uhh anyway guys working on another big Ted piece again but it’s going to take a hot second lads it’s got details I was originally going to draw Ted with a bunch of diffrent horn designs but then I just…didnt lol ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time tgwdlm tgwdlm starkid tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t think about the fact that this part of the official Time Bastard script was cut out of the YouTube Video.

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abomy talks WHY DID THEY CUT THIS ITS SO FUNNY 😭 HIS PERFECT DREAM IS FOR BILL TO WORK FOR HIM I CANT- please tell me someone else knows this scene exists because everyone I have told about this scene didn’t know about it beforehand like I know not everybody had the offical time bastard script downloaded but surely I’m not the only person- ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski bill woodward starkid starkid productions team starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nmt nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.

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the bastards box wasn’t enough I had to trap this fucker in a hour glass IM NEVER RENDERING GOLD AGAIN IN MY LIFE I DIDNT LEARN THE FIRST TIME- anyway guess who’s not dead. sorry I disappeared for a hot sec as you might be able to deduce this one took a while also life happened lol. I was doing this inbetween uni work a social life and being ill. I’m not going to reveal how long this one took because I’m genuinly ashamed I put so much time into drawing Ted fucking Spankoffski just know this might be the most amount of time and effort Iv ever put into a artwork in my entire life I’m not too mad about it actually because I wanted to make one final big artwork before I turn 20 ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Ted and Tinky sketch but it’s that one Jesus painting.

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fellas today is my birthday I tuned 20 and this is how I spent the first few hours of it …this is the first thing I drew entering my 20s i think i need help the og paining is ‘The Lost Lamb’ by Del Parson also debuting this as my new sketch style Iv fallen in love with this brush ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski tinky tnoy karaxis starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time tgwdlm the guy who didn’t like musicals nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.

(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)

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please acknowledge the fact that I hand drew all of the patterns because it took SO LONG- I would like to 100% blame @cowardlykrow for acting as the devil on my shoulder and convincing me to draw this I also have 8 more button up shirts- 3 are plain and the other 5 are so out there that only a dyke could pull them off 😭 he’s my autistic hyperfixation and I get to dress him up as a personal picrew however I like!!! I was trying to be cute and draw him with different hairstyles for one and JOEY CUT HIS HAR WHILE I WAS DRAWING HIM WITH A PONYTAIL- dw this is just a minor setback I will continue to be a long haired goat bros truther I’m afraid the ‘he’s just like me fr fr’ jokes got a little too out of hand on this one chief to be cringe is to be free ig ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid starkid productions team starkid fanart starkid starkid fanart tgwdlm tgwdlm starkid tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart time bastard nightmare time starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe nmt fanart my art

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