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“Oh,” he says. Wilson yawns and mulls it over for a moment. “Well, that’s fine. I don’t have another shift until tomorrow afternoon.. Er, later today, technically. I’ll just finish this last part and come down–”

“NO. YOU ARE GOING TO BED.”

“What? But I’m almost done–”

“I DO NOT CARE. I AM NOT DRIVING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO ACT BRAINLESS.”

“Why would I go to the hospital?”

“BECAUSE HUMANS NEED SLEEP, YOU IDIOT. IF YOU DO NOT SLEEP, YOUR BODY WILL SHUT ITSELF OFF. AND YOU WILL PROBABLY HIT YOUR BIG HEAD ON SOMETHING ON THE WAY DOWN.”

Wilson scrunches up his nose in annoyance. “That’s not true! I’ve gone at least a week without sleep before.” he says. “Also, my head isn’t that big,” he mumbles.

“THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING,” WX-78 says, and Wilson holds back an eye roll. “NOW, ARE YOU COMING WITH ME WILLINGLY, OR DO I HAVE TO DRAG YOU DOWN THERE MYSELF?”

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