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Me realising that the Ready For It MV could drop at any minute tonight WHILST trying not to freak out at the possibility of me being asleep but at the same time still mentally loosing my shit.
Kira’s relationship with the other villains
One day:
Kira hated them,they thought he was annoying
One week:
They found out about his hand fetish and now not only do they think he’s annoying,they think he’s disgusting.His relationship with them hasn’t improved
One month:
Kira thinks half of them are lazy,but he doesn’t mind the other half.The villains eventually accepted Kira’s fetish and even though they make jokes about it,they ultimately don’t care.
Six months:
Half a year with them and Kira’s actually become good friends with most of them.They have the occasional disagreements,but at least they’re somewhat friends?
One year:
The villains moved out of Kira’s house.Even though Kira was excited to get back to his average life,he will admit,he enjoyed the absurdity of the other villains when they were there.He occasionally visits them,and they visit him.
Holy fudging cow poop, what the H E double hockey stick, this frazzlin' killed me. You have no idea the kind of will power it is taking me not to matamorphasize into a sailor and use every word my mother would've beat my buttocks raw if she heard when I was little.
This sounds like the fanfiction 13-year-old me read when she was a horny teenager for the very first time. But seriously, I know this is really messed up, but... am I the only one who wants to know how this ended? No? Okay, I'm trash, I get it.
I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
srmthfg OC fanficish thing idk what i’m doing¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Background of OC: Name Petra (to be changed at some point maybe) she’s evil and in all reality a real threat but she’s very confused and is confusing because of stuff. So her potential is kind of inhibited cuz of it. Oh and she’s a creature of some kind; a little shorter than the monkeys kind of creature.
Setting of fic: middle of un-dead war. Shugazoom is kind of a hell hole at this point and everyone has seen some shit. Chiro and his team are becoming numb to some things.
so any hoo it is FOREVER long so if you wanna read ya can but i understand if yeah don’t. It is choppy and not a true story just like the bones of one. Just wanted to put this somewhere ya know:
Team and army are fighting Petra, mandarin, and army. Petra/mandarin has a weapon/ power/ amulet? That erases minds like makes them mush. Anyway fight, fight, fight; someone "disposable" gets hit *they gone forever*. Fight, fight, fight some more. Chiro gets backed on a cliff by Petra but somehow someway they both get hit by a single blast of the *thing* they are both sent down the cliff and both sides are way too occupied with the battle to do anything about it or possibly even notice. The battle is over and the monkeys regroup and realize Chiro must be found.
They search and search and all along the way they are still very distracted by battles. As things get desperate they go to a part of the planet that the skeleton kings doesn’t care to burn yet. Yet still the Hyperforce is not welcome:
“The neutral undergrounds” *✧ a place where refugees of a crumbling society came together to make a makeshift settlement of the slum nature. ya know cuz apocalypse. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Many of the people there have become sour over the war.
The monkeys keep a low profile cuz some jaded shugazoomians live there and they “just can’t deal with those ass holes right now” and wander its shadows with the sliver of hope that Antauri can sense that Chiro’s still alive somehow but a foggy mind from the war keeps him from doing anymore that. They get a break when they see a guy fly thru a wall (not an uncommon site in the underground) the passively look at the source to see a familiar teenager half drunk and laughing profanities at who was obviously his victim. Shock from multiple sources cause the monkeys to stare unmoving at this person who looks like but does not act like their leader.
They eventually make contact when chiro is isolated enough from unwanted eyes for them to safe-ishly “inquire” about ya know... the weather. Chiro has no clue who they are and is kinda annoyed by them (something about them is unsettling) he tries to get out of the ever increasingly weird conversation but the monkeys keep pressing their case.
Chiro pulls some kind of douche-bag Houdini and loses them and they have to start looking all over again but with new vigor and information to go on: They find him semi easily a few hours later in another alley way. They confront him trying to ease his negativity directed at them and in all the tension. Petra shows up and it even takes a sec for all the everyone to realize it’s her (like Nova and Antauri are the ones to point it out). The evil features that distinguished her have softened and honestly she looks for lack of a better work “nice” but she is definitely a villain and the villain who largely caused this whole dang mess. They accuse her of this and of tricking chiro into trusting her. They semi fight but chiro intervenes to protect Petra and there is a stand still.
Somehow by the blast hitting both of them they both only got half its affects giving them amnesia. They were apparently the first thing each other saw when they awoke and they just sort of imprinted on each other. The bond they formed is strong.
The monkeys tell chiro who Petra is, they repeat who they are, and who he is. in the heat of their speech something they say strikes chiro at his core and it causes chiro to go into some kind of panic attack and curl up in a ball. Petra rushes to him and keeps away the also concerned hyperforce. Seeing that they are truly hurting chiro: Antauri tells chiro that they will leave him be if he is honestly being pained by their presence. The monkeys retreat, the last thing they see is Petra nuzzling chiro with her snout to comfort him.
Later it’s either sprx, otto, or both who set out on their own to do some “soul searching”, “exploring” maybe? They by chance come across chiro and Petra and it is either Otto’s innocent friendliness or Sprx’s... sprx-ness that peaks their interests and the group ends up forming an acquaintance. This new/old bond somehow transfers to the rest of the team and the hyperforce witnesses’ parts of chiro’s personality that they never thought they’d see and in some cases never wanted to see. Through all the shenanigans (and there are many shenanigans like I could go 5 more days talking about those) the hyperforce realizes how broken chiro was even before this amnesia. They realize that war is hell and that if someone suddenly forgets about hell then they who’d want to remember that bs?!
They also see how Petra and chiro’s relationship is not a scheme Petra put together. it is in fact a relationship that is VERY UNHEALTHY and VERY CO-DEPENDENT! Like its completely platonic but they can’t sleep unless they’re in the same bed and have a lot separation anxiety stuff. OH, and things get violent between them A LOT but nothing too serious but chiro throws Petra out the window like twice.
Anyway in the madness and misadventures the undead army ruins it all and shit goes down. The monkeys have built enough trust between the odd couple at this point and chiro gets his memories back cuz he does. Also during the battle Petra made an enemy of mandarin saying that she “does not want to remember a time where she sided with such a jerk!” So that bridge is eternally burned. More shit goes down and the good guys are victorious wooo! At the end of it all though: Petra is still without memories cuz she’s scared of what will happen but she means to much to chiro at this point even with his memories to just leave her like this. She tries to escape it but the memories do come back and they come back to her hard. She panics and attacks the hyperforce and runs off into the darkness.
Chiro final addresses his team and embarrassingly apologizes for all of his actions. They will raz him for a while with all the material he gave them during the amnesia. This adventure has brought something back to the hyperforce something that the war robbed them of. (Idk what it is but there’s a renewed something in there)
I think there would be extra in there about like where Petra ends up and stuff and how chiro deals with the still present separation anxiety he has for Petra. (She has it too) how they reconnect and Petra is running a shady business and making $$$!!!! And she is like not an anti-hero or anything but she serves as somekind of new protection in “the neutral underground” now.
Anyways that is about where the story would end. It is FOREVER long so... yeah... if ya got to this point and liked it awesome!!!!!! If ya got to this point and it was crap. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Either way thank you for reading my whatever this is.
I sketched bb bastard plant
Quick drawing of Ritz made on my phone. I’ll get the original+flower bed pic once I get images of those
I had a dream I shut down a Build a Bear cause the machine made my bear wrong (that location had a conveyor belt where you put down a picture of the bear you wanted and it would go through and the bear would be made) The one thing from that that I remember vividly was a picture i put on my bear of a single purple flower in a flowerbed shaped like the non-binary symbol. I also vaguely remembered what my bear looked like (red, had sharp teeth, horns), and that his name was Ritz.
Seven Things About Timsteph
Stephanie Brown has seven stuffed animals from Tim Drake.
"Here," he said, thrusting the small furry object onto her lap. "I saw this and thought of you."
Tim Drake has seven ties from Stephanie Brown.
"You don't have enough style," she says bluntly. "Thankfully, you have me to fix that for you, and you will forever banish those horrid things you call ties from your closet."
Stephanie has six lipsticks from Tim.
"See, I saw this one and I knew you had to have it. It's purple too!" Tim says to her (she doesn’t even like purple lipstick). Somehow those become her favorites; it may or may not have to do with the way Tim's face lights up when he sees her wearing them.
Tim has six keychains from Stephanie.
Tim's been to every single place that Steph got the keychains from. Still, there's something special about the way she eagerly watches his reaction as she gives them to him.
Stephanie has five 90s on her classes to thank Tim.
"After that, you move 16 over here, then you divide by 36, and you get x," He says, concentrating on her homework. Stephanie can't help but think he looks like a work of art, her crappy lamp washing light across his face, showing off the contours of his face.
Tim has four cuff-links from Stephanie.
They're far from being the most elaborate or expensive cuff-links he owns but they're still some of his favorites, and he makes a point of wearing at least one once a week.
Stephanie got four hugs from Tim.
Each time, she felt the safest she could ever be, wrapped up in Tim's warm arms. She couldn't help but feel like she fits perfectly with him, her head fitting perfectly against the curve of his neck.
Stephanie gives him three kisses on the cheek.
Tim feels heat explode onto his face as Stephanie leans up and presses her lips carefully against his cheek. Jason decides to take a picture right there, and Tim keeps it hanging so that it's the first thing he sees when he wakes up.
Tim stitched Steph up three times.
"Chill out boy wonder, I'm not going to break," she grins, watching Tim hesitate for the third time. Still, she can't help but feel cherished as Tim carefully stitches her up, concentrating so hard his forehead creases.
Tim saved Steph's life two times
"Breathe Steph," He whispers as she's choking on air. Tim tried to ignore the bruises on her neck. He's never wanted to kill anyone more than he's wanted to kill Cluemaster.
"Thank you," she whispers to him late at night, when they're TimStephRobinSpoilerBatgirlRedRobin.
He hums and carefully resists the urge to kiss her right there, after being so close to losing her to a bullet.
Stephanie taught Tim two things.
"No, Tim!" She laughs, hitting his shoulder. "Move your pinkies here, on C, and let your fingers fill in this space in between!" She couldn't help but feel pride rise up in her as she watches him play his first scale. (And even more pride when he successfully plays Mary Had a Little Lamb)
They both have one secret.
"I love you," he whispers, watching her chest rise and fall as she sleeps peacefully.
"I love you," she finally allows herself to say it aloud staring at a blank screen where Tim had just bade her good night.
I'm not even sure where I'm going with this.. Probably into the trash! ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ