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8 legs of fear

Alien 1: okay tomorrow we will be bringing in a new creature from Earth

Human: Cool what is it?

Alien 1: well I don't know what you call it but it has eight legs and-

Human: No, No I beg you please have mercy on our souls.

Alien 1: Um it's okay you can easily take care of it

Human: THE END IS COMING AND IT RUNS ON EIGHT

Alien 1: *hits forehead*