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Roman's Horse Riding Classes!

Roman: Alright everyone, we're having a horse riding class in my kingdom tomorrow. But you'll all be required to bring your own horses to test how your manifestation skills are progressing!

~ The Next Day ~

Roman: As you can see, I have this glorious white stallion with golden hair. Now it's you guys turn to present your creations.

Patton: * brought a cream colored pony *

Roman: Okay, not technically a horse, but good job Patton! * gives him an A- *

Patton: Yay!

Logan: * brought a blue unicorn *

Roman: Didn't take you for the magical creature type...but good job Logan! * gives him an A+ *

Logan:...I just find them fascinating.

Virgil: * brought a donkey *

Roman: Definitely not a horse...but still hooved and rideable, so good job Virgil! * gives him a B+ *

Virgil: I named him Eeyore.

Deceit: * brought a velociraptor * 

Roman: That...that can't be rideable...

Deceit: It's the same as people riding ostriches. Won't be difficult at all.

Roman: ...Sure. * marks him down as Needs Improvement *

Remus: * brought an eldritch abomination *

Roman: Oh, come on! * immediately writes Failed on his assessment *