They're Authors' Punching Bags - Tumblr Posts

Kenji: in an infirmary bed I've got it! Never have I ever, lost a limb.

Atsushi: also in an infirmary bed, puts a finger down Kenji! That's not fair!

Kenji: Sorry Atsushi but it's part of the game. You're turn.

Atsushi: Never have I ever, been stabbed through the gut.

Kenji: pouts puts a finger down That was mean.

Atsushi: grins I thought it was part of the game?

Kenji: Heh, true. Wait you haven't been stabbed?

Atsushi: No I have, just not through the gut. I've been stabbed through the shoulder, the chest.

Kenji: Ah I see, I got stabbed through the chest too. Okay, never have I ever had a grade 3 concussion.

Atsushi: puts a finger down You haven't?!

Kenji: I had a grade 2 but not 3.

Atsushi: Damn. Never have I ever had my heart stopped.

Kenji: Oh yeah you weren't there for that puts finger down.

Rest of the agency listening in:... What the fuck...