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Soulmate Au Ideas

( ) = You can consider this bit extra.

❥ Animal Shapeshifters - A person shifts into their animal form for the first time when they meet their soulmate. 

(It happens when they first touch.) (A person’s animal form is in the same category as their soulmate’s : mammal, reptiles, amphibians, or birds.)

❥ Computer Chips - Everyone is born with a chip in their chest. When a person meets their soulmate, both of their chips play the same song.

(The chips only play songs that existed before those people were born.) (No pair of soulmates share the same song as another pair of soulmates.) (The songs play when they first touch.)

❥ Lyrics - Everyone is born with two or more lines from a song somewhere on their skin. Their soulmate has lines from the same song that come directly before or after those.

(They only come from songs that existed before they were born.) (OR they only come from songs that are released the year before they meet.)

❥ Ancient Language - Everyone is born with a word in ancient Greek (or Latin) on the wrist of their dominant hand. Their soulmate has the same word on their own dominant hand.

(OR instead of just one word - it’s a group of words/a phrase/a sentence.)

Ways To Meet Au Ideas

High School:

❥ We have lockers next to each other but never visit them at the same time. I came in late today and...Wait a minute, why are you trying to open my locker?

❥ I’m rushing to get to class on time. I’m rounding a corner really fast and...Oh no, I just ran into someone.

❥ I tripped on the stairs and now...I’m bringing you down with me.

❥ We both caught the “bug” that’s going around and now...We’re stuck together in this office waiting for the nurse to get here.

❥ You’re a star athlete and I’m in our school’s news crew...Can I get an interview?

❥ I run errands for all of the teachers but I’ve never been to this class before. I need to talk to your teacher and...Hold on, what do you mean he/she isn’t here right now?

❥ I’m talking to the lunch ladies about needing to pay my dues and they’re just letting you get a lot of extra, free food...Are you related to them or something?

Other:

❥ We both have different medical problems and...the pharmacist just mixed up our prescriptions.

❥ We’re the only two that ever sit down to read in our public library...Do you maybe want to start a two person book club?

❥ I go by the same drive through every morning and you’ve just recently started working that shift...How have you already memorized my overly complicated order?

❥ We’re both at the mall during the weekend and...We’re the only two people who didn’t know there was going to be a flash mob here today.

❥ I’m a single parent and you’re the ice cream truck driver my kid(s) always force me to buy ice cream from...Have you hypnotized them or something? 

Halloween OTP Prompts Part 1

☠ Person A has been the only serial killer in their town/city/etc. for a few years. Person B, an up-and-coming killer moves in on Halloween week. A and B accidentally cross paths one night when they attempt to take the same victim home.

☠ Person A is a warlock/witch/etc. that needs a black cat for spell/potion/etc. they’re about to make. (But NOT to kill or torture it. They just need one present at the time or something small/harmless from it.) Person B is a neighbor who happens to own the only black cat in their town/city/etc. A tries to ask if they can borrow B’s cat, but B is suspicious and turns them down. A then starts trying to steal/cat-nap(lol) B’s cat, but B always catches them in the act. A then stupidly decides to distract B with a love spell/potion/etc. Their plan succeeds when B happily hands the cat over to their newfound love. A’s plan then backfires, however, when they realize that the anecdote is going to take longer to make than they previously thought. B follows A around and tries to spend a lot of time with them. (B’s absolutely smitten but still themselves/in control of their actions.) A gradually, much to their chagrin, starts falling for B.

☠ Person A is a vampire who tends to isolate themselves because they have trouble controlling their thirst for blood. Person B is a zombie who also shuts themselves away because they have trouble reining in their hunger for flesh. Despite this, however, they both still yearn for company and companionship. Upon meeting, A realizes that B’s blood is too old and dry to make them thirsty and B realizes that A’s flesh is too cold and dead to make them hungry. Because of this, they quickly become awesome undead friends(maybe even more).

Halloween OTP Prompts Part 2

☠ Person A is a headless horseman/woman/etc. who accidentally looses their head on Halloween night. Person B is the normal human who ends up running across it while taking a random stroll through the woods. A finds B and takes their head back. A likes B so much, however, that they put him/her/etc. on the back of their horse and ride off with them.

☠ Person A is a siren(/mermaid/etc.) who lures trespassers to their deaths. Person B stumbles upon them when they get lost/separated from their group. A makes B fall for their trap and successfully kills them. Or so they thought. When B shows back up a little while later calling A rude and saying that they seriously need directions, A demands to know how they survived. “I didn’t.” It turns out that B is a phoenix who turns to ashes when they die then reincarnates(but still has most of their memories in their new life). 

☠ Person A is a seller of supernatural creatures on the “black magic market”. They normally capture the creatures they sell themselves along with the help of a crew. While on a trip to a mountain range, their crew runs across Person B, who is a benevolent yuki-onna. A and their crew try to capture B, but B ends up creating a landslide to protect themselves. A is the only survivor from their entire crew, but is pretty injured. B is weakened from using up a lot of their power/magic/etc. A natural snowstorm starts approaching that forces A and B to work together in order to get to safety. During their time together, B manages to reach A’s heart and causes them to realize how morally wrong their current job/line of work/etc. is.

Okay, but seriously, who wouldn't be happy with secrets, sensitivity, selflessness, compassion, kindness?

five things that make the signs happy

aries - fresh starts, fun people, clever jokes, new chances, big adventures

taurus - agreement, loyalty, stability, true friends, good hugs

gemini - similar interests, requited love, returned respect, excitement, wit

cancer - romance, sympathy, affection, creativity, imagination

leo - deservingness, generosity, open minds, faithfulness, true love

virgo - modesty, practicality, control, structure, knowledge

libra - diplomacy, honesty, care, flirty people, beautiful art

scorpio - honesty, agreeableness, openness, excitement, mystery

sagittarius - freedom, philosophy, optimism, humor, energy

capricorn - trust, patience, ambition, responsibility, persistence

aquarius - friendly people, inventions, new things, entertainment, progress

pisces - secrets, sensitivity, selflessness, compassion, kindness