Therapist Anon - Tumblr Posts

Therapist anon here, I want you to do an impression of @copper-9spurgatory showing all the reasons you dislike her.

-does a gruff sounding non-accented J impression- I kill anything that moves, I have big scary teeth and claws and I like to terrorize everyone, especially Nate because he's a soft boy. Everyone is a copy, especially me, I love no one but myself! Everyone looks the same to me because of my poor vision, they all look like FOOD! If I hear you singing, I will hunt you down and drink half your oil and mess you up to give you PTSD AND ANXIETY. YOU'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'M THE SCARIEST LESBIAN ON THIS PLANET! ROAAAAAAAAR!

-stops impression- Maybe... She was just doing her job I guess, she was sent to kill all drones here... and I'm a drone, and I made her job harder... no wonder she lashed out... But... we could've talked it out... but... I attacked her... Oh... wow... yeah... I kind of deserved her giving a big slash to my wig and obliterating my shoulder. I feel... bad... I want to apologize, but I am scared of her. I think the healthiest thing I can do is avoid her but if I do see her, give her space and respect, but stay close to my J @sd-lowercase-j