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Is it really Dming unless you have seven locked note pages that you keep secrets from your players in except half of them are just incomprehensible nonsense

Círdan Coberell
Drow Warlock
Poster child for don’t go walking in the woods alone.
He and his family are part of a small group of dark elves who escaped from the underdark and started their own little village. Except he decided to leave bc adventure and got hopelessly lost in the feywild. But now, he’s very busy serving his lovely little archfey patron who may or may not be clinically insane. But it’s fine because along the way he’s gonna get so many guys (sort of. Maybe. Kinda. Hopefully?)

Rowan Desai
Half-Elf Paladin
Mommy issues? Daddy issues? Issues? All of the above. He is the phrase “tall, dark, and handsome” personified, but with additional adjectives added on like “isolated” and “probably kind of racist.”
After his father left and his mother died, rowan left his grandmother’s small cottage to pursue revenge (and alcohol) (and women) (and men). his religion and pursuit of vengeance has driven him to stick with a rather unlikely and possibly insane group of people. (He likes them (mostly) but he has to keep up the brooding act otherwise who even is he)

Xio
Human Monk
The mom friend (mostly) (only sometimes)
That one zen friend who has a sand garden and doesn’t drink but if you do enough persuading she might get stoned with you. Xio left behind her entire life and doting boyfriend to escape an arranged marriage. Her new life as a monk has brought her together with some (rather crazy) new people, and she’s just doing her best.

Zathura (Draka???)
Tiefling Sorcerer
Likes drinking far too much for a literal eighteen year old. Like too much please someone stop her. When everything goes to shit she might be dancing in the corner or the most somber person in the room no in between. She’s a runaway, she’s a big sister, and her family is loaded. What more could you need? Also she killed her pet goldfish after less than a day using a bag of holding. (Rip Moony)

Baldor Shmaldor Jr.
Half-Orc Cleric
Although he joined the party a little bit late, Baldor hasn’t hesitated to help the group out. (Still, some party members still think he’s a bit of a dingus). He has a tendency to pretend that he is the biggest Chad imaginable, however he is quite literally the homeschooled kid who read all about high school and is trying to sound like he knows what he’s talking about.

The Ivory Lord, Rhemus
Círdan’s Archfey Patron

I am the Ancient.
I am the Land.

best buds laying in the grass
nothing bad will ever happen to them :D


teenage girl forces two grown men to play a drinking game with her (GONE WRONG)

the swordfish + silas and ash playing the devil’s game

Rowan discovers tiktok thirst traps
aftermath of a werewolf attack





sappy reunion

local drow spiderman is terrified of spiders

aftermath of a werewolf attack pt. 2

strahd’s bitches