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Not telling Mars was gonna make the bet 100 times better

They are the bigest lossers of all times and i love them for that tbh, we need to abuse them so much more and i have so many ideas

Yuno: Ok so id like a chicken rap with all the toppings and big soda and some fries

Yuno look at everyone else: Get those motherfuckers a cup of ice and thats it.

Ichika: I have never seen a more petty man.

Yuno: To bad

Mars still recovering:.....

Mars: Guys, I have something to tell you.

Asta: What is it, buddy?

Mars: I am ... Straight!

The World Leaders: *gasp*

Lolo: Not even a bit of bisexuality?

Asta: Or pansexuality?

Yuno with his hand out: pay up.

Mars:.. what??

Ichika: Goodfucking damn it and i was so sure he was at least a bit pansexual

Asta: I know right???

Lolo: I can't believe it... Losing a bet to luck is one thing. But losing to Yuno??? My prid

Yuno: Didnt you get your tunge priced when you lost that bet to luck?

Lolo: still better then this

Mars: WILL SOMEONE EXPLAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???