The Other Half Is Like - Tumblr Posts
3 years ago
hal: kyle, i only have 69 cents and i really want those chips.
kyle: hang on i think i still have some ancient greek coins from back when i dated donna
hal: THAT MONEY’S OUT OF DATE
kyle: NOT ON THEMYSCIRA
hal: SO WHAT? WE’RE GOING TO BUY CHIPS ON MURDER LADY ISLAND
kyle: I MEAN YEAH THAT CAN WORK
hal:
hal: yeah okay that can work
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hal jordan
kyle rayner
green lantern
they show up on themyscira
with kyle’s meagre money
asking for food
that’s clearly not enough
one group is like
let’s kill them
the other half is like
wait we can use this
they have space rings that can do anything
including cleaning our laundry
so they take the money and make them do chores
and then hal and kyle get food
really good food
and now they have a backup of they’re on earth n broke
just be malewives for the amazons
foolproof
gold
donna screams when she finds out