The Horror! - Tumblr Posts
I hope you like my scary story, friends, and I hope it doesn’t scare you too badly!
(A little spoopy fun for your eclipse day! Thanks to @fnaffandomevents for Animatronic August!)

bamboozled (when a creature is crawling though a pipe, the pipe displays their colour although some creatures, both passive and agressive, share the same colour)
just came across practice and IM IN LOVEEEEEE LIKE WHHAAAATRFHRHHR IM GOING CRAZY
GIRL SAME JSLFJSDFKLDSJFSLFJSFLSJ the thing is i wrote the smut with the straightest face in the world and i have no idea how i managed to do that lmfao
BUT IM SO GLAD U LIKED IT!! <3 makes me sosososo happy
i may need to be institutionalized. tbd. I’ll keep you updated.


Alfred: Master Timothy once followed me around the manor, observing me as I carried out my duties. I'd wager that he only blinked once during the hours he watched me. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he was doing 'research'.
Alfred: And then I started finding the towels being folded after I had hung them, the dishes washed, and all the portraits and antiques around the manor dusted before I even started. All in the particular way I do them.
Alfred: I thought I was losing my marbles. That my memory was starting to go. And then I remembered a little bird hovering over my shoulder, watching my every move.
Alfred: His actions are appreciated but not needed. I am still quite capable of doing my job.
tim, rebelliously mopping the floor of the west wing: dammit thought i'd last a month before you noticed
why does this give “steve as a manager” vibes? please i need someone to write the steddie fic for this 💀
Klaus is 17 years old. Ben is already dead.





nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me
Ao3 is going down on July first (two ish days from now for me) between 1 am and 11 am.
How am I gonna get to sleep if I can't read my bedtime stories????
Am I gonna have to go to sleep at a sensible time???? (being before 3 am)
And what am I gonna do when I wake up (to my alarm at 9) and it's still down???
Am I gonna have to get work done to pass the time????
I don't wanna do that!!
😭😭😭😭😭

started to draw a portrait. didn’t go that well. got all philosophical and came to a co conclusion that art is subjective. enjoy.
wottg spoilers

anything but a middle parting!!
I just finished binge-watching Murder Drones and IT WAS SO GOOD
(Don't worry, i wont be switching fandoms lol)