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For context: While on his way home, Genie's new master spotted a ring on the lamp's handle. Thinking it's ugly, he immediately took it out and threw it into the sand. Little did he know that that ring contained the genie of the ring, Genie's little sibling. Once the master summoned him, Genie notices that the ring was missing. This was his reaction.

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Monopoly ruins friendships just saying…

No doubt Genie would have magically and albeit naively, conjured up a game of monopoly to introduce to his friends, only to have the nature of the gameplay completely destroy their loving relationships within a matter of how ever long THAT person takes on their turn smh…

Carpet would obviously win with no blood, sweat and tears lost.

Jasmine would ultimately forfeit the entire game after dangerously threatening the worthless lives of her components. Leaving the entire table afraid to go to sleep at night, and making her father wonder where he went wrong.

Aladdin would initially not want to get too invested, but would honestly end up putting everything on the line to win. Including a his soul and sanity.

Abu would rip up his cards in pure rage.

Genie’s friendly disposition would dwindle away as carpet collects his last dollar.

Not to mention, and not pictured: sultan crying in the other room after he excused himself politely.

I mean. Have you ever finished a game of Monopoly civilly??? On top of never having to deal with someone threatening to end it all? Let’s just say, we burned our board…

Sorry to those who actually like the game. You’re probably good at it. 😑

Calling it now, Ryan’s going to win something weird each episode this season, and it’s parts of the professor’s remains or some shit. Or something similar.