The Catman - Tumblr Posts
He eats pistachios while watching porn. Except he’s not watching it. He’s staring at the ceiling while eating his pistachios.
your smut captions are so funny and random! I love it!
Thanks a lot my man 👍 (He eats chocolate chip cookies while fantasizing about girls while he listens to porn.)
“Why’d you take my glasses away you asshole?”
I’m gonna need a full length video cuz I can’t get enough
what are they doing to him? 😭💀
I’ve been staring at Peter for like 3 minutes because I’m astonished at how full they look-
Why do all the drummers in Kiss have big breasts…
Even though it’s Easter he still doesn’t get his glasses
Yes I meant to do this for Singer Sunday
They probably hold hands when they cross the road
Overthinking is realizing why Gene is so overprotective of Eric
I can’t with black and white photos of Eric. He’s doing this on purpose.
He likes his new motorcycle
“Vroom vroom bitch”
lol no problem
He likes his new motorcycle
“Vroom vroom bitch”
I think it’s time to give him his glasses back. He’s getting violent with people now.
“Yeah what my dad said!”
He just needs sunglasses and this photo will be perfect
ABSOLUTELY NEEDED THIS I LOVE THIS💕💕💕💕
WAIT I JUST NOTICED ACE’S HAND RUBBING PETER’S BACK IN THE INTERVIEW
About that incident behind Peter's car accident in 1979…
In Peter's book.
From Kissfaq.
From Tom Synder's show
Wait, so ... Ace has been at the hospital? Even sleeping there maybe? 🥺
Tommy heard something that Eric didn’t
The shoe fits guys
“Eric, listen to your dad.”
Happy family episode 1
Randomly decided at 3 in the morning that I’m done with Eric Singer. Probably not forever tho because I woke up one day and my taste in men has just changed for some reason and Eric moved from 2 to 4 on my list. Someone else is gonna have to hide him from Gene and take his sunglasses from him :]
So here’s a pissed off looking Eric because to tell you the truth, I am too.