That School Traumatized Me - Tumblr Posts

every once in a while ill remember crazy stories from when i went to catholic school

some kids finding my spanish teachers facebook and outing him (senor malacara you were the only thing that made that school bearable)

my classmates stalking my science teacher to the point of finding her home address

my english teacher (possibly) having murdered two people when he was in college

some kid spreading shit all over the bathroom walls

a dead cockroach getting thrown at me in chapel

the girl next to me in history class being told by the teacher that her seat was next to the window because if there was a driveby he wanted her dead first

same exact history teacher playing the grinch in the school play

my math teacher having a lifesize cardboard cutout of harry styles (gift from teacher) and queen elizabeth ii (bought)

same math teacher sneaking cats into the school

these girls getting stuck in the elevator for almost an hour before being rescued (they were in there for ten minutes before the other spanish teacher heard them)

my english teacher (same as above) putting on a movie where we got flashed (we were in seventh grade iirc)

different english teacher throwing stuff at students

someone getting their book published