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Me, while roommie and i work from home: do you think mc puts drops of her blood into comtes tea? Like some of foreplay? Has there been a fanfic about that?

Roommie: *stares at me*

Me: what? He wont bite her!

Roommie: i....

Me: the vamps in resident evil- the hot....hot...hot vampire lady.... seemed like she had blood in her tea-

Roommie: buddy-

Me: oh!!! They say its sweet- Mc's blood! It could totally work, just a few drops and bam!

Roommie: *covers her face with her hands and sighs*