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Raph:

Y/N: OMG, Raph!

Raph: ya'd be more of a beast than me!

Mikey: hehehe

Y/N: you are just SO inappropriate!

Donnie: No denial, though

Raph: ohhhhh, good point Don.

Y/N: D! You stay out of this!

Leo: I'm telling dad.

Raph: Shut up, Leo.

Raph: Hey, Y/N, wanna get ta-gether and growl at each other?

Mikey: bahhahaha 🤣🤣🤣

BTW, literal conversations that happen in my head.

Raph: Hey, Y/N...

Raph:

Mikey: ah, man, it's on my screen too! Gross.

Donnie: *sigh* 🙄😒

Leo: Raph!

Leo: Apologize.

Leo: NOW!

Y/N: it's okay Leo.

Leo: No, it isn't.

Y/N: It is. He's frustrated and acting out.

Y/N:

Raph: Hey! I get my fair share.

Y/N: uh huh.

Donnie:

Y/N: LMAO 🤣 😂 😆 💀 😅

Mikey: hehehe

Raph: Fuck you D

Donnie: Sorry, but I prefer experienced partners.

Y/N: 🤣🤣🤣🫠..Donnie, you're the best.

Raph: keep it up twig dick and I'll beat yer ass.

Donnie:

Raph: Dat's it!

Y/N: I can't breathe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don, everyone is short to you.

Mikey: uh oh!

Mikey: whoa...

Mikey: Don can really run fast.

Leo: Y/N, we'll chat later. I've got to go play referee.

Mikey: Leo. Uh... Hurry. I don't think Donnie is supposed to bend this way.

Y/N: *sigh* TTYL

Mikey:

Y/N:

Raph: whoa, whoa, whoa!

Raph: Da fuck?

Raph: Why does he git da naughty smile and I always git da "Raph, how dare ya"?

Y/N: He's Mikey.

Raph: So?

Y/N: So, he's funny. He pairs his flirtations with humor.

Raph: Dat's bullshit

Donnie: It's all in the approach. Raph, observe

Donnie:

Y/N: lol 😆

Raph: what? He gits a pass too?

Y/N: Don's always entertaining. He uses science and humor. It's an awesome mix.

Raph: whateva

Raph: I call bullshit and favorites.

Donnie: favoritism

Raph: Shut da fuck up

Leo: Raph, watch your mouth. Donnie's right, it's in the approach.

Leo: Y/N, lovely...

Leo:

Y/N: ohhhh. 😘🥰🥰 My arms are ready.

Raph: Leo's Mr.Sensitive. He's perfect. Blah blah blah.

Raph: BULLSHIT

Y/N: Hey, Leo's got some sizzle, he just...presents it a different way.

Leo:

Y/N: 😘😈

Raph: How does he gits to say butt and gits a pass? Ya smack me for talkin about ya butt!

Y/N: Leonardo pairs it with a touch of class.

Raph: I've got class!

Y/N: Raph, you asking to eat Easy Cheese off my ass isn't class.

Y/N: It's gross. On so many levels!

Mikey: Raph 😲😲😵😵😵 it was you who ate all my Easy Cheese! I knew it!

Mikey: that was my can of Easy Cheese! AKA my Easy Sex!

Raph: Chill out. It was only half a can and ya neva have sex wit anyone but-cha self.

Mikey: So.

Raph: So, why would-ya need the Easy Cheese for solo sex?

Mikey: it...has a nice texture.

Donnie: Wait. 😵‍💫 You ate Mikey's half used can of "Easy sex"?

Y/N: ugh!

Leo: I'm going to be sick.

Raph: 🤢🤢🤢🤮

Donnie: life lesson, never eat anything you find in Mikey's room.

Y/N: This is Raph and Mikey

Leo: lol

Donnie: accurate

Mikey: When can I pick up the money? 💰💰💰

Raph: Da Fuck?

Raph: why ya throwing me under da bus? Why ain't dat Leo or Don?

Y/N: Leo? Really? You want to go there?

Raph: fine. Ya right, Mista Stick in da mud wouldn't go. But, come on, it could be Don.

Y/N: Donnie wouldn't need to borrow money from me. His tech skills can get him any funds he needs.

Donnie: again, accurate.

Mikey: Hey, Don, can I borrow some money 💰 🤑?

Leo: Mikey, you're not going to a strip club.

Mikey: aw, come on Leo, why not?

Leo: *sigh* Y/N, see what you started?

Y/N: sorry Leonardo 😞

Raph:

Y/N: Raph, that's the 100th time you've sent me that meme and, for the 100th time, I completely agree but I'm not having sex with you.

Raph: why not?

Y/N: you and I wouldn't match well in bed.

Raph: you have a hole dat needs fillin and I'm a hole fillin machine.

Donnie: Wait, Wait, wait.....

Donnie: okay, I've got my popcorn 🍿, proceed.

Mikey: uh...I just heard a cuss word from the meditation corner.

Donnie: Sh, Mikey, this is my favorite part.

Y/N: Raph, you're hot, I'll admit that but...

Raph: no buts...unless you're offering me yers 😈😈😈

Y/N: Raph. Big boy, it's just not going to happen.

Y/N: I need a connection, to feel safe. To reach my highest peaks, I need someone safe that I can count on in the free-fall.

Raph: I'm safe!

Y/N: 🫤

Raph: I am!

Donnie: just last week I had to fish ball bearings out of your nostrils because some fitness guru online convinced you that you could "pump up your nostril muscles by breathing the heavy balls in and out", yeah you are real safe.

Mikey: hehehe heavy balls

Raph: D, stay outta dis

Donnie: then don't put it in the group chat, genius.

Raph: Y/N, ignore his scrawny ass, so we doin it or what?

Y/N: no Raph. 😒

Raph: you know you want dis. All dis hot, hard, turtle drillin ya into da bed.

Mikey: code violent blue, repeat, VIOLENT BLUE

Y/N: Mikey, I think you mean violet blue

Donnie: no. He's gotta it right.

Y/N: ?

Donnie: it the code we've given for when Leo marches through the lair towards Raph's room with a murderous look in his eyes.

Donnie: I hear the action starting without me. Can't let my popcorn go to waste, got to watch the show. TTYL.

Y/N: *sigh* smh.

Y/N: Raph, do you want to be the sun in my life?

Mikey: aw 😵😥😢😭

Y/N: shhhh Mike, not now

Y/N: so, big guy, what do you say?

Raph: sure. I'm da sun, because I'm fuckin HOT 🔥 🥵, right?

Y/N: yeah, you're hot.

Raph: 💪😁

Y/N: but, mainly it's because I want you to stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.

Donnie: BWAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Mikey: oh danggggggg

Leo: 👀👏

Y/N: 😂😂😂😂 yall like that one? I saw that joke on insta.

Raph: oh, ya got jokes huh?

Raph: well, fuck da sun, I'm gonna be yer moon

Raph: prepare to see my scaly green ass cheeks pressed against yer windows every night.

Leo: Raph, your not doing that.

Raph: Da hell I'm not.

Leo: *sigh*

Donnie: Y/N, I'll help you hang some blinds.

Mikey: So, am I still your sun? 🥺🥺🥺

Y/N: yes, lil sunshine 🌞, you're still my sun, come on over and cuddle me, warm my skin.

Mikey: on my way SugarCakes!

Raph: ??? 🤨😧

Y/N: what can I say? Occasionally I like to be sun kissed 💋 😄

Raph: 🤬🤬🤬

Leo: Well played. 😆

<<<<THUD>>>>

LEO: What was that?

LEO: Raph?

RAPH: What? WHY is gotta be me? Ya need to ask our resident mad scientist.

DONNIE: It wasn't me. I'm safely tucked in bed, sexting with Y/N.

DONNIE: 🍆

LEO: 🤨

RAPH: 🤢🤮

MIKEY: It was my pants 👖 hitting the floor

LEO: That sounded a little loud for just pants.

MIKEY: I was in them.

RAPH: 🤣🤣🤣

LEO: 😒😶

DONNIE: [explicit turtle penis picture]

DONNIE: Oops, wrong thread 😳

LEO: 🤢🫣

RAPH: aw, fuck. Thanks dumbass I wuz eatin' 🤮🤮🤮

MIKEY: D must have dropped his pants too.