Text Message - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
charlotte (👑) : msg - sent › yeah, real offended.
charlotte (👑) : msg - sent › i could get less tamed for you if that's what you're trying to bite.
charlotte (👑) : msg - sent › . . see you soon, princess.
msg - sent › been told once or twice, yes.
msg - sent › it's the best of all worlds, admit it.
msg - sent › it is quite a dynamic.
charlotte (👑) : msg - sent › you could've texted me, i wouldn't mind picking you up.
charlotte (👑) : msg - sent › you're lucky that you're cute.
msg - sent › it really depends. i don't have a problem with it because i can always adjust that attitude of yours.
msg - sent › but nah, people are prey. half of you shouldn't look so delicious then.
msg - sent › nope, that's me threatening.
msg - sent › left without saying goodbye or a kiss, man.
msg - sent › an ass move if you ask me, so your dick will suffer for your crimes.
I'm telling y'all I'm HOPELESS
Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*
My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?
HELP 😭😭😭
Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*
My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?
Im gonna marry her probably
Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*
My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?
You know you're a TMNT fan when your text ringtone is this.
Another Shitty post
Basically Captain Pike had a bit too much coffee and has been awake for about 82 hours 😬
Today on ‘things I’d be concerned about if it wasn’t Morgan’
she is full of the wrath of god and the spite of lucifer and cannot die
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Working on my "Not Actually Unrequited Love" Starker. I am probably not gonna use them when I actually post, but here they are, just in case, so I can hot-link the crap out of them.
*There are months / years in between the texts, although they are chronological.
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Daily conversations with my sister:
Translation:
I love your haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
. Thx
Give me tHe DeViL
Pleaseeeeee
. ✨👺tHe DeViL👺✨
✨👺tHe DeViL👺✨
. Asdjejusjsjhdhdhh?
. • Yeah
. • Macaroni
. • tHe DeViL
. • 🇯🇵⛩️🎌👘🗾
. • Shinzo wo sasageyo
. • MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR