Another Shitty Post

Another Shitty post

Basically Captain Pike had a bit too much coffee and has been awake for about 82 hours 😬

Captain Pike, to himself: I don’t think I can snap, crackle, pop my way out of this one

Spock: Yum, thanks

Giorgio, trying to duct tape his mouth: What the fuck stop eating it

Micheal: *pitches an idea*

Pike, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Saru, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

serious question, tommy definitely says “make love” right? like he fucks, 100%. but he also makes love, you know?

Paul: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.

Paul: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.