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I tell lies, lies, lies. If people aren't interested in reality, why not just make up stories that my fans love?

Donald Trump in a vulnerable moment of absolute truth.

Incidentally, here is a really cool new fan item that you idiotically useless idiots should definitely buy with your meagre money to make me even richer.

How stupid do you have to be? This item isn't even made in the USA like all the crap I sell. I love China because at least the workers aren't paid for overtime!

It makes the crap cheaper to buy and I make a bigger profit.

Donald Trump in a vulnerable moment of absolute truth.

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