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Stiles would tho

Priest: do you take this man as your husband?

Stiles: I scooby doobby doo

Derek: is it too early for divorce

Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?

Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.

Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.

Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”

Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.

Sheriff Stillinski: *reading a newspaper*

Headline: BREAKING: Derek Hale and Stiles Stillinski reportedly spotted in gay bar

Sheriff Stillinski: okay? "Fork spotted in kitchen?" Come on now

Stiles: *slams books down in front of Derek*

Stiles: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Derek: You could of said literally anything else.

Stiles: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Derek: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Derek: How’s everyone doing?

Isaac: I’m breathing.

Derek: Setting the bar pretty low there.

Isaac: Still doing better than Stiles.

Stiles, having a panic attack: Fuck you.

Stiles: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Derek: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Stiles:

Stiles: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

These pack quotes slay me 😂

Isaac: Being the sexiest one in the pack is so exhausting.

Stiles: So THAT'S why Derek naps so much.

Isaac: *glares into the camera like he's on the Office*

Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Isaac: Theft

Jackson: disturbing the peace

Erica: aggravated assault

Jordan: Arson.

Peter: Murder

Stiles: all of the above in that order.