Taxes - Tumblr Posts
Yesterday Israel bombed Lebanon for reasons like "Hezb Allah are trying to get into this war and help Hamas".
Hours ago Egypt got bombed again but it wasn't by the borders this time no, they hit Taba, a city in Sinai Egypt, 5 were injured and damage was done to a residential building because of the "rocket".
This is where the American taxes go.
Everyone always says they wish they had leaned how to do taxes in school, but they probably don't. It's school, it sucks, learning how to do taxes would suck.
Also, you learn about parallelograms in 3rd grade for the most part, minus some basics in Geometry. Nobody is teaching taxes to a 3rd grader.
I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season.

Saturn in Pisces (via GIPHY)
For people with anxiety about filing taxes, hereâs what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:
- it gets corrected
- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment
- you pay the amount (thereâs options for payment plans too!) or get a refund
Things that do not happen
- youâre âin troubleâ
- you are charged with fraud
- you go to jail
I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, itâs worth it
Ooof just got that property tax letter. Why go to the trouble of itemizing my tax dollars? Save us both the trouble and just send me a postcard that says "eat shit idiot"
The Government woud shat their pants if WE could decide where our taxes go. PERSONALLY id love to see a system like ETF where taxpayer can choose their tax-support mix
every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries
The correct answer is 0.
They want you to believe all these scientific theories that haven't been proved like gravity and time for example.
Gender is a fallacy. There are no genders.

Praying for their familyâs safety â¤ď¸ No child or animal or ANYONE should go through what the Palestinians are going through. Boycott, donate, spread information, and call reps demanding a ceasefire.
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what to do when you canât pay your bills
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quick fix meals
find out if youâre paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when youâre sick
what you should bring to a doctorâs appointment
whatâs a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
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change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
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where should you go for drinks?
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easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
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please guys please learn how tax brackets actually work I can only take so many financially incorrect threats
I'm ashamed to admit it but clearly not ashamed enough. Made an animal jam account (clearly) but I did this DURING my geology class (I am no geology whiz) and have been playing instead of
reading textbooks/generally doing homework
applying for scholarships
doing my taxes
literally how much more Technically An Adultâ˘ď¸ can you get

I tried SO HARD to put it on the floor but for some reason it just REALLY WANTED to go on the wall. didn't even know you could do that.
hubris is called when i think i could do my taxes
why do I have to report all the money people gave me. why can't I just treat redbubble income as a trade between friends. yes i can give you a shirt if you give me a dollar. on the verge of deleting my account