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no one: not a soul: not even my family or friends: me: anyway i’m still quite upset they sent midas out like a little bitch baby pussy boy. the man fears no god and had the world at his golden fingertips. literally people simp over this man. but the same man was like “oh no i am alone and drifting into the ocean. my friends are gone. i am so sad” then gets the shit scared out of him by a stupid shark? and tries to paddle away like a little bitch boy? bruh even MEOWSCLES has more fearlessness than him? they probably made it that midas is too busy crying like a baby over being scared by a shark until august 27th. but like, hey, shoutout to edzmplays who was like “midas isn’t dead, aquaman saved him!” because THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE would be, pardon the pun, so golden… anyway i mean business here, people. midas redemption arc. redemption for the man that ruled the world for months. almost an entire fortnite season. he legit got reduced to a BOTTOM and i cannot stand for that shit
I'm not afraid to admit it. I'm a huge simp for
Midas <3
You're a simp for midas? Yes
Saw a pic of Midas doing Raz’s pose, so I wanted to redraw it but with Shadow Midas.
Pose ref: https://twitter.com/AddaM_idas/status/1391009243420139521
i wanna ride i wanna ride i wanna ride i wanna rideeeeee
Sturdy || Joe x Reader (NSFW)
You had a thing for Joe’s lap.
word count: 3,221
warnings: uhhhh blowjob, #joey loveseat, dom/sub dynamics, daddy name-calling, slight mind-break?
author’s note: I HAVEN’T WRITTEN SMUT IN LIKE years, so please bare with me. i just needed to get this out of my system. i technically have a sequel in mind, so please do let me know if y’all want more!
the gifset that started it all.. (x)
enjoy under the cut!
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