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Whoever invented microwaveable stuffed animals is going directly to heaven.

I have a huge audition on Thursday and my voice is fucked from having a cold last week. I fucked up a muscle in my back and it hurts to cough. So I'm sitting here, doing my planning for the day, with a warm penguin on my back and a clothes steamer on my desk to clear my sinuses and it feels really good.

His name is Cal Naughton Junior, by the way. The zoo I used to work at had a penguin named Ricky Bobby, so I figured it was only appropriate to name this guy Cal.