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Hyunjin:(talking about Seungmin)

Minho: oh yeah that’s that guy you said all the lame stuff about like he’s a good listener

Hyunjin: Well what do you look for in a guy?

Minho (checking out Jisung): important stuff like the shape of his ass

Changbin, leaning against a wall: so hows the most beautiful person in the world?

Felix, not looking up from his book: I don’t know how are you?

Changbin, choking-up: I’m-

Minho, from across the dorm: I’m fine thanks for asking

Changbin: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Last week Felix asked me how to spell orange and now I dream of kissing him under moonlight

Felix: hey do you think there’s chicken in America?

Changbin, already taking off his clothes: Felix your so fucking stupid

Felix(taking a break from arguing):

Look, we both love Changbin so let’s just make peace. I’ll say something nice about you. Then you say something nice back.

Felix: I’ll go first. Look at you, there’s no way around it, you’re a beautiful man.

Hyunjin: thank you

Felix: great now it’s your turn

Hyunjin: I never agreed to that

Felix:...

Felix: you handsome son of a bitch

Jeongin: Hyung what’s for dinner?

Hyunjin: I’m severing LOOKS tonight

Jisung: WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!

Stray kids: what should we do?

Chan: oh...this is where I give you advice and you pretend your going to listen to it. I like this part

Jisung: are you a big spoon or a little spoon

Changbin: I’m a knife

Felix, from across the room: he’s a little spoon

Jeongin: What does BDSM stand for?

Minho: it means-

Chan, loudly: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING. HALLELUJAH I LOVE THE LORD