Stoick Haddock - Tumblr Posts
Ok but imagine your Stoic
You have this scrankly fishbone son, they are terrible at literally everything needed for a viking, the whole village would rather risk death than have to take care of him. You put him in school in a final effort to get him to do something right
You come back and he is suddenly the most popular viking in the whole village
He gets to graduate by killing a dragon
He refuses
The bloody child of lightning and death, that literally no one has even seen, comes to save his ass
He knows where the thing you've spent your entire life is located and how to find it
A dragon the size of a mountain bursts out to kill everyone
Hiccup and all the children come to help on dragon back
HE KILLS THE MOUNTAIN SIZE DRAGON!!!
Hiccup is such a dramatic person like hey DAD remember how you said I need to kill like a singular dragon to be cool well what if I killed the biggest fuck off mountain sized dragon and ended a three hundred year war that will stop about 76% of your current problems AND get permenant life insurance in the form of an extremely angry night fury. What if huh??? What if?????
Hiccup creates a corner of shame for when someone pulls something stupid
It has also been used for him before
He also steals one of Stoicks old shirts to use as a get along shirt (mostly for this reason)
the girls are fighting yeahhh!!
STOICK THE VAST