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Rules:
- This will take place on Discord
- These are characters with a certain personality, appearance, etc. So please respect the original
- Not OC Friendly
- Please use 3rd person/ narrator perspective and paragraph formatting when roleplaying
SCENE START
{The entire temple was running away from the clones that were now attacking them all. The 501st Legion and the man at the helm of the army, Anakin Skywalker, attacked every single Jedi they saw with blasters, a laugh coming from Anakin as he shot them.
Every single person who was shot hit the floor, the blasters set to stun as Anakin walked quickly with Rex at his heels, the others going to round up the Jedi to save them from the clones carrying out the Order.
Anakin growled as he sealed off the Jedi Council room, smirking, knowing he will have to act now as he stood in front of the council members who looked more annoyed, unaware of the chaos outside}
Anakin:
Any moment now, Jedi scum!
{Anakin turns to Rex}
Anakin:
Believe me I know, I've sunk pretty low
But whatever I've done, they’ve deserved
Mace Windu:
Skywalker!
Rex:
Quiet!
{He aims blaster at him, shutting up the man quickly along with the others}
Anakin:
I'm the bad guy, that's fine
It's no fault of mine and some justice at last will be served!
Depa:
(reaches a gentle hand out to him)
Please just listen
{Rex puts his hand on Anakin’s shoulder before he nodded and moved in front of Anakin as said man turns around and tries to mentally collect himself}
Rex:
Now it's time to step up or it's time to back down
And there's only one answer I see
And I'll stand up and fight 'cause I know that he’s right
And I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready
Ready as I'll ever be
{The rest of the 501st legion come walking in before they sealed the door and turned to the council, all of them surrounding their general}
Rex:
(turns to the council)
Now it's time to rise up or it's time to stand down
And our forces are already free
And I swear, though we’re flawed, we’ll no longer be ignored
Are you ready?
{Anakin turns to face the council with amber eyes, a collective gasp coming from the group}
Anakin:
I'm ready
The 501st Legion:
We're ready (we're ready)
Anakin:
Ready as I'll ever be...
{Anakin and Rex move away for a moment as Anakin looks at Rex through the coloured contacts Kix slipped into his hand. Rex placed a hand gently on his general’s shoulder}
Rex:
Do you truly think we can do this?
{Anakin gives him a small smile and grabs his hand, pulling him back to the others}
Anakin:
Together we will guarantee!
(Anakin turns to the Jedi)
Anakin with the 501sh Legion:
That they will hear me! (now it's time to act shy or look to the sky)
Some day you’ll thank me (and now we all can be free)
Anakin:
(In his mind)
I hope they all will agree...
The 501st Legion:
Now the line's in the sand and our moment's at hand
Kix:
And I'm ready
Rex:
I'm ready
Echo and Fives:
We’re ready!
{Anakin takes a small breath to calm himself as he is hidden behind the clones who block him from sight}
Anakin(whispers)(sobs):
Ready as I can ever be...
{The Chancellor enters as the last note hits, all eyes turning to him}
SCENE END
Double Traitor AU
Basic Description:
Anakin is a traitor to the Jedi Order as well as the Empire and basically forms his own section of the Rebellion run by himself and the 501st Legion.
Important things to note:
Anakin doesn’t turn
Rex stays with his General
Anakin is done with everythingTM
Fives is still alive because ✨reasons✨
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Not Basic Description:
Anakin found the inhibitor chips a few years before Order 66 was issued. He found them when he realised he could order his men around with simple stuff like and they were forced to obey.
Being a slave for the beginning of his life, he didn’t want anyone else to suffer the way he had and had Kix remove them and his own. They still followed him, but now that was their decision and not his order.
Once the Order was passed and Anakin stormed his way to get to the Younglings, Rex and the others crowded him and talked him down, their once fierce general breaking down as he told Rex everything that had happened.
Getting a quick reassuring smile from each of the men that still stood there and were waiting for him, ready to help fix the very mess he started and took a part in, he smirked and told them his plan.
His ‘plan’ of course is staying the course of what he was going to do before hand, but made sure that no Jedi was hurt from that point forward.
They stormed inside the place where the Younglings were, and after initial fear from them, Fives and Echo led them to an escape ship along with a few Jedi they found along the way to the hanger.
As they were doing that, the remainder of the 501st Legion and Anakin himself went to work stunning every Jedi they saw, making sure they looked dead enough for the mind controlled clones.
As this went on, Anakin and Rex split off and went to the Jedi Council Room and basically announced to them that they were behind all of this along with the Chancellor.
As they basically renounced the Jedi Order, the other members of the 501st Legion come in save for Hardcase, who is outside the window of room to catch the council if needed in a ship.
Most to all of the ships in the hanger are gone, each and every one had been full to the brim of Jedi young and old who the clones helped escape, waking some up to fly them out of there.
As Anakin confronts the council with amber eyes (fake contacts provided by Kix) he lets all of his hatred and anger out on them, ranting and raving like a mad man as he let his hatred flow through the force, but not letting it consume him.
He freezes for a moment as the Chancellor walks through before he lets out an animalistic growl and pulls them all together before throwing them out of one of the giant windows all at once.
Unbeknownst to Sideous, they all landed inside the ship outside with moderate ease and were a little worse for wear, but generally safe. Anakin turned to Sideous and bowed, proclaiming him as his master with gritted teeth...
Now, as Darth Vader, Anakin helps the Rebellion in any way he can since he was the right hand man to the Emperor and is one of the Rebellion’s most high profile informants.
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After the Rebellion ends and everyone is safe, Anakin retires from Jedi work and goes to a nice planet with his polyamory cuddle puddle of clones, is in his kid’s lives mostly, and still hangs out with Ahsoka from time to time and go out and cause trouble for the entire galaxy, just like the old times.
Force Sings AU
Basic Description/ Original Plot:
The force doesn’t speak to Jedi, it sings. Because of this, force sensitive individuals, Jedi and Sith alike, to use the force at all, they have to sing and the tune is the way the force should respond.
Ex:
Meditation is lullabies
Fights range from rock and roll, electro swing, and metal
Each Jedi has their own way of singing and even the Clones sing with their general and commanders, especially if they are given or forced to used their light sabers.
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Added Info:
- The force plays music in the minds of the Jedi and they have a habit of moving to the beat of it
- The Jedi have more fluidity in their movements, more cartoony(think first season of Rebels and how they are animated)
- All Jedi have, as the Clones and Senators call them behind their back, idle animations or Idle movements.
- Idle movements can be passed down between Master and Padawan (the Padawan pick up the habit) but every Jedi, if you watch hard enough, has their own unique ones
- Jedi who are close have a dance they do to the music of their bond to people. Master and Padawan are the most common, but even non-Jedi can participate and is considered sacred to do
- Clones who have spent a long time with their respected Jedi such as Rex, Cody, and Bly have started doing their Jedi’s idle movements
- A good few Jedi can’t sing, so they either hum or just move to the beat of the Force
- Sparring and fighting amongst Jedi and Sith looks more like dancing
- Obi-Wan’d idle movement is tapping his foot to a steady beat with his arms crossed, his finger doing the same on his arm
- Anakin’s is him swaying back and forth, the swaying can turn into pacing or bouncing from foot to foot if impatient or frustrated, however he does cross his arms and tap on occasion
- Cody has picked up the tapping foot and Rex on the swaying like their Generals, which their respected Legions have teased them about profusely
- Ahsoka’s is bouncing from foot to foot mostly. How high she bouncing is on how frustrated, anxious, or happy she is
- Anakin always jokes that Obi-Wan has another idle movement. Stroking his beard.
If you want to add more to this, I’d love to hear what you have!
No Way
Star Wars Parody
Anakin:
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
You must agree that, Palpy, in all the time I been by your side
I've never lost control, no matter how many times I knew you lied
Had my golden rule
Gotta keep my cool, yeah, Palpy
Ahsoka:
(you know he's gotta keep it cool)
Anakin:
And even though you thought you won
Hoping you would have his soul
Worse, it was my own son
The child of someone who you control
No matter what I heard, I couldn’t say a word
No, Palpy
Ahsoka:
(you know he never said a word)
Anakin:
I've put up with your sh- like every single day
Ahsoka:
(whoa, whoa)
Anakin:
But now it's time to shh, and listen when I say!
You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, Baby there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
If you think for a moment
I'd grant you annulment, just hold up, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way
No way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way
No way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
So you think this is worse that I'm cursed
'Cause I murdered my wife?
You say it's a pity 'cause becoming a Sith
"I'll end up in myth with no pith all my life"
Well, Impy weren't you there, when she gave birth safely?
Anakin:
(Oh, hi Lele)
Leia:
(Daughters are so easy to forget)
Anakin:
You're just so full of sh-, must think that I'm naive
Ahsoka:
(whoa, whoa)
Anakin:
I won't back down won't shh, and no, I'll never leave!
Anakin:
You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, Baby, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
If you thought it'd be funny, to send a gunnery after me, hun, there's
No way
No way
No way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way
No way (no way)
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
Hey
Let's go
Here we go!
...
Anakin:
You got me down on my knees
Please tell me what you think I've done wrong
Been humble, been loyal, I've tried to swallow my pride all along
If you can just tell one simple thing
I can do to be good, I'll come
...
No?
You've got nothing to say?
I'm not going away
There's no WAY!!
You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me? Baby, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
You gave me this strife, so I'll be a Sith 'til the end of my life!!
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way (no way)
No way
Ahsoka:
N-n-n-nup-na-nup-na-nup-na
Anakin:
No way
No way
There's
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
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Best way to break up with your abusive ex, am I right?
This is part of my Double Traitor AU. Anakin is finally cutting ties with the Empire as he has access to all the info he needs and is helping the fellow rebel fleets defeat Sideous. His final words to the man who literally just tried to recruit his son into ways of the Sith? This fun number 💖
Get Down: SW Parody
Anakin:
Sittin' here all alone
On a throne
In a palace that I happen to own
Bring me some tip-yip
Keep it on the bone.
Fill my goblet up to the brim
Sippin' on ardees and I spill it on my robes
With the gold lace trim
Not very prim and proper
Can't make me stop-
I wanna go hunting, any takers?
I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres
Paid for with stolen riches
Where my Massiffs? Release the bitches!
Rex:
(Woof)
Anakin:
Everyday
Sit back so I can watch them play, yeah
'Cause they obey- ya
And tomorrow, I'll hit replay
You, you said that I tricked ya
'Cause I, I didn't follow Darth Bane’s scripture
Too bad I’ve got no fear
So I'm gonna hang it up so that it’s crystal clear
And i won’t stop here 'cause
I'm the king of the castle
Get down, with all your hassle
Get down
Get down
Get down with all that hassle
Get down
Get down
'Cause I'm the king of the castle.
When I get bored
I go to court
Pull up outside in my speeder
I’m the leader
So I have a little flirt with the footman
He calls me sir-
As you were
Making my way to the dance floor
Some boys making advance
I ignore them
'Cause my jam comes on the juke
No rebuke
There’s no fluke
All eyes on me
No criticism
I look more wiz than
A glowing prism
Dance so hard that I'm causin' a sensation
Okay captain, let's blow this whole station.
You, you said that I tricked ya
'Cause I, I didn't follow Darth Bane’s scripture
Too bad I’ve got no fear
So I'm gonna hang it up so that it’s crystal clear
And i won’t stop here 'cause
I'm the king of the castle
Get down, with all your hassle
Get down
Get down (all that fuckn’ hassle)
Get down
Get down
'Cause I'm the king of the castle
Now I ain't sayin' their bigger,
But dear captain, pull the trigger
Got no chains
Symbolic of my freedom from the Empire
In the fast lane
My throne is ready for me to ascend higher
Let me explain...
I'm a Tatooinian, not some Coru flower
No one tells me I need a rich man
Doing my own thing while destroying Sheev’s plan
Anakin:
You, you said that I tricked ya
Ahsoka:
(Tricked ya)
Anakin:
'Cause I (I), I didn't read the scripture
Rex:
(No no)
Anakin:
Too bad I’ve got no fear
Ahsoka and Rex:
(Too bad he’s got no fear)
So I'm gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) so that it’s crystal clear!
And I can't stop here 'cause
I'm the king of the castle
Get down, with all your hassle
Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!)
Get down (Get down with me)
Get down with all this hassle
Get down (It's King Anakin)
(Aha-ha-ha, get)
Get down (Ow!)
'Cause I'm the king of the castle
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Hail the new Emperor, Anakin Skywalker. A job he takes JUST to laugh at Palpatine one last time. Still part of the Double Traitor AU.
I had some help with this from a friend on a SW Discord server. They are supes nice!
The Cackling General AU
This is 50% inspired by the fact that Mark Hamill plays Joker and 50% because Anakin acting like this makes me happy.
Context:
The Nuhunar Disease: A disease that makes someone laugh uncontrollably at certain things. The trigger changes from person to person.
Inspiration: Arthur from the movie Joker and a short film named ‘Eggplant’
Anakin’s Triggers: Pain, Misery, Slap Stick Comedy, and a lot of sounds
Added Details:
- The 501st are known as the Howling Troopers to show their support to and make their General feel comfortable with his condition
- Obi-Wan used to scold him when he was ‘too loud’ but after a few years with him, he doesn’t care anymore
- Anakin can control his volume to a degree, but not much. If he does, it’s by covering his mouth or something else similar
- When Anakin is on a rampage is when the laughter turns to sheer and utter cackling as he cuts down his foes, hence his title of the Cackling General
- Anakin plays by Joker rules when fighting. Stopped laughing? You’re screwed.
- To make Anakin smile and laugh, his men will basically indulge his love of dark humour. Even Obi-Wan will
- Anakin’s diseased laughter is much higher pitched than his normal real laugh and is a rarity to hear
- The 501 and Anakin have scared the ever loving FORCE out of people with their war cry, which is just the giggling and cackling.
- Once Ahsoka is introduced to Anakin, she is made aware of this very quickly as she watches the Cackling General and the Howling Troopers in action
- Ahsoka was told basics of the disease but not everything about it
- Obi-Wan has adopted the cackling in one way or another as a sign of acceptance of his Padawan
How I, personally, imagine Anakin to sound is basically either Dub!Isaac Foster from Angels of Death or Dub! Hichigo AKA Hollow Ichigo from Bleach.
Originally made on Discord with some help from peeps. If you have any ideas you wanna add, I’d love to see them.
I need you all to picture with me now…
Anakin and the 501st singing Feed the Machine near the end of the war (Ani doesn’t turn AU)
If you don’t know what that piece of music is, let me enlighten you!
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The High Republic: Light of the Jedi - Charles Soule, Star Wars: The High Republic: The Rising Storm - Cavan Scott Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Loden Greatstorm, Gardulla the Hutt, Stellan Gios Additional Tags: Alternate Timelines, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst, Eventual Fluff, Work In Progress Summary:
What if Anakin Skywalker was born 200+ years earlier in the timeline? What if he was raised in the Jedi Order of the High Republic? What if he was able to get the help he needed to save himself from the Dark Side?
And what would be the consequences?
I just read this and now all I can think is how much better it would be.
The author deserves more kudos.❤