Spreading My Ace Spectrum!tucker Agenda - Tumblr Posts

Tucker: and then he just showed up in my bed naked! Like I'm THAT easy *scoffs* like seriously

Grif:

Simmons:

Sarge, in the background side eyeing them: 👀

Grif: ...are you not that easy?

Tucker, offended: dude NO. I never fuck on the first date, or in this case before a date. I'm a classy bitch

Simmons, looking around him like he's being punked: am I being punked right now?

Grif: dude. Literally every other moment you talk about banging hot chicks what the fuck are you talking about

Tucker, leaning forward: guys

Grif and Simmons, leaning to meet him warily:

Tucker: I'm demisexual. I've had sex like 3 times. I just think sex jokes are absolutely fucking hilarious, Peak of humor, the only thing bigger than my love for sex jokes is this Dick bow chicka bow wow

Grif:

Simmons:

Grif:

Simmons:

Tucker: no one will ever believe you ;)