Spiderbit - Tumblr Posts
ignoring whatever is going on in canon and posting old art. for the good of the people!!!!!
Its late here but happy 7 months spiderbit </3
Today, qCellbit is somewhere in purgatory convinced that qRoier is much better off without him in his life. Because he believes he can be happy without him.
Today, qRoier is in some secret lab suffering the consequences of acting behind the federation's back because he wanted to find qCellbit. Because he couldn't be happy without him.
Today is the worst Spiderbit anniversary.
Roier proofing the "I can fix him" allegations to be false
Roier: Cellbit. Kill him.
Love that for them tbh <3
Most of my dash was your reblogs on Spiderbit insanity.
Spiderbit community is going insane.
bagi: you won't let me date in peace
cellbit: my husband put the sword in me
(meter can be read as informal way to say insert or thrust in a sexual manner)
so....... roier died in front of cellbit while fighting bad. that's probably not going to have any consequence in his sanity and trust issues whatsoever
did cellbit just fucking called roier baby boy?
I was explaining the recent events of qsmp to my sister, based on tumblr updates and live blogs.
DISCLAIMER: we are talking about the characters and people in roleplay, not the real people. my sister's commentaries in reaction are jokes. we are not accusing any real people of anything.
Me: So Quackity didn't like the news of Cellbit marrying Roier. Because he wants his wedding first before anyone. Her: OH wow! He's acting like a spoiled child. Me: oh yea, everytime something happens, he's always whining "i want i want"
Me: Jaiden called him a hater and to not ruin pride month Her: You don't want to be called homophobic ... by Jaiden! Me: (nervous laughter) um... So there was this - There was an egg hotel- it's a system- plan for protecting the eggs. When Quackity found out, he demanded "I want one! I want one!" Her: but he isn't an egg
other commentaries by her: He's acting like a child, he needs to be in timeout corner. he displays crab mentality. if he crashes the wedding, he's homophobic. if he objects, he's homophobic.
i forgot some of her other comments but they were gold.
i'm reading all the reblogs.
We all talk A LOT about how qCellbit is sooo smitten for qRo and how he's so in love and how qRo seems detached.
Yeah sure, go watch the last streams.
QROIER ASKS FOR ATTENTION FROM HIS HUSBAND and I mean A LOT, not constantly, but when Cellbit is around Roier follows him everywhere, flirts with him, jokes a lot.
Christ, the dude put on his husband's clothes.
You mean to tell me Roier isn't as in love as Cellbit? They have different ways of expressing it. Roier demands ATTENTION.
And if you are still not convinced, in the Nether stream you could clearly see how when Pierre tried to flirt with him, Roier immediately looked towards Cellbit for help.
When the elections were over and they went to see the fireworks, Roier was looking at Cellbit.
During the debates, he was always by his husband's side and AGAIN when Pierre flirted with him he CLEARLY replied with "thank you but I'm married".
These things get so overlooked because Roier tends to be more of the funny type of guy and not the romantic one as Cellbit is, but I can assure you this man is down bad as much as his husband is, they just have a different way of expressing it.
Soooo cell f1 pilot x Ro pop artist of the moment start a fake relationship for the media and they are tooootally not catching feelings for each other 🧐🧐🧐
I just read this fic called speed of sound and i can’t stop thinking about them 💖💖😭
Q cellbit and baby pepito bc destiny didn’t let me have them interact a lot so i’ll draw them to fill the void 🤏🤏
Levanta tu cabeza reina se te cae la corona 👑
Te quiero mucho acas!roier💖💖🕷️🕸️
Doodles from along came a spider fic by @boncottontail ✨✨
Found this wip that im never going to finish so i’ll post it anyways haha
Post purgatory guapoduo guapofake always hurts 😭😭
qRoier: is in a coma in the body after a rat after being kidnapped and drugged and experimented upon by his evil twin brother, who has stolen Roier’s body and is puppeteering it around on the orders of a mysterious eldritch entity
qCellbit: