Speaking In Rhyme - Tumblr Posts

12 years ago

A Health Warning: The homosexual unconsciously finds a magnetic quality in words, and derives gratification from utterances…Rhyming is a favourite method of communication among most homosexuals, especially those who practise tribadism.

- M. Chideckel Female Sex Perversion (1935)

Quotation seen on micathemineral's page

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Some think that "the gays" are courageous.

I think they exist to enrage us.

Perfecting thier rhyme,

Their metric-al time,

And their verse - oh my god; it's contagious!

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To be over-abundantly clear: I'm making fun of an antiquated opinion and the limerick represents a set of opinions about as far away from my own as possible (though a rhyming super power would be cool...).


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