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1 year ago

Heckyl: Kendall, do you have a moment? Kendall: No, I'm very busy, I don't want to go for a ride in a helicopter. Heckyl: Well, that wasn't what I was going to ask, actually. Kendall: What do you want then? Heckyl: Uhhh....something...work-related? Kendall: What department is this? Heckyl: Sorry? Kendall: Well, if it's work-related, then obviously you'll know what department this is. What department is this? *Heckyl glances at Chase & Riley* Heckyl: Some sort of...homosexual department?


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7 years ago

Jyugo: I failed my fire safety course today.

Musashi: What happened?

Jyugo: Well, one of the questions was, "in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Musashi: And?

Jyugo: Apparently, "fucking large ones," wasn't the right answer.


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