Sorry Dude - Tumblr Posts

Idk your highness, try “this man stirs within me a tempest of longing” and hopefully it doesn’t end in death this time????

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

Today I realized that if I make it to heaven someday, I will have to apologize to St. Thomas More for ripping apart Utopia in World Lit back in 2019.

I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN THEY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING THERE AND HE JUST CASUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW YELLING SOMETHING LIKE “SPIDEY CATCH ME” AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR A SPLAT AND HEAR HIM YELL “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER”