Someone Explain - Tumblr Posts
I’m pretty sure besides one person all my followers are bots but even so my whole blog is gonna be 70% reposts bc I’m procrastinating on posting something bc since this account actually has a topic for me to stay on it has to be the most perfect post.
I sincerely apologize to all five of you.
Why the fuck do I have two Tumblr apps?!!
superman always has amnesia in fics. i want batman to have amnesia. and clark has to justifiably explain why he needs to be by brucie’s side. like, bruce naturally assumes he’s is his metropolis boyfriend and clark is not fast enough to come up with a believable lie before the batkids are like YES, THIS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CLARK, HE WEARS KHAKIS AND TERRIBLE TIES BUT YOU LOVE HIM
clark splits time being superman and batman (because nightwing can’t fill in) and oh god, bruce has a crisis because he has a crush on batman
I hate arithmetic sequences with explicit formulas aaauuuggghhhh
IM A RELATIVELY NEW TRANSFORMER FAN CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS FOR ME IM SO CURIOUS
For a full experience please read Starscreams dialogue in a similar cadence as Mater in that one meme about wanting to fuck McQueen
UH GUYS?? IM STILL TRYING TO PROCESS THE MOVIE BUT ARE THESE TWO FRUITY?? Bro on the right said “hit me harder” to D-16 WHILE SMILING?? Is something going on???
🤨…….
some people??? like their siblings??? they don't suffer??? from crippling insecurities??? because of their siblings??? they don't have an immunity??? to insults??? because of them??? they don't??? absolutely hate each other???
I don’t know this fandom. What is UpIsNotJump doing here?
Bauhaus
Fenn Milone
Madrigal: Lets name him Fennbirn
Two Dark Reigns: It’s a common name for boys, for the island they are named.
Me: But the islands a goddess
Three dark Crowns: yes
Me: What?
These aren’t the actual lines from the book
Illian the Blue Queen
Daphne: Illian became the mist
Me: how does a person become most like, she was making a storm not mist like you get mist when a cloud hits the ground so..... What?
Brain: It’s magic you ducking idiot.
Can someone please explain to me, HOW THE FUCK MELIODAS HAS ABS?! LIKE LIKE
Ok now look at this.
HOW.
THE.
FUCK.
screams into pillow
Clears throat
I AM HERE TO MAKE SOMETHING VERY CLEAR!
YOU SEE THIS
THIS
THIS IS CUTE, WE WANT THIS! WE NEED THIS!
BUT THIS.
THIS
HUNK OF A MAN
THIS FRICKING HOT ASS MAN
I-
I wanna bang my head against a wall because how can I be so productive yet unproductive
who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said
...... what's with the wrinkly wizard t?
Listen, I think Joseph Morgan did a good job as Klaus and I genuinely can’t imagine anyone else playing him, but the fact that Klaus isn’t half Native American makes no fucking sense. And don’t get me wrong, i’m aware how rooted in racism the TVDU is, but still. Make it makes sense. You can’t.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THE PJSEKAI FANDOM
I HAVENT PLAYED IN LIKE 2 MONTHS
WHAT THE FUCK IS MIZU5/MIZU3
WHY ARE PEOPLE SCREAMING
WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE
WHAT ARE THE BELLS
SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN I DONT KNOW A THING ALL I KNOW IS A NEW EVENT CAME OUT AND NOW PEOPLE ARE THROWING SHIT ACROSS THE ROOM WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I can't be the only one who's thought of this
Do wizards use amortentia as perfume??