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Can you please drop some of your oliver queen thoughts for someone dying for more oliver content (can't wait to read for him soon) š„¹šāāļøš„¹š„¹š„¹

OLIVER MY BELOVEDā-
Listen.
Iām partially clueless about him as well, BUT. I did start to read more comics and consuming him more from random tumblr posts, which is more than anything DC writers can say for themselves SOā-
Girl dad but for boys. LOOK AT HIS BOYS LOOK AT THEMā have you seen his sons. Now you have.
Roy has to beg him to shut the fuck up about his smallest accomplishments, actually.
Connor is passively accepting this. Yeah, my dadās cool. Not as cool as me, thought.
Is competitive as fuck. Oh oh, Red Hood drop kicked Bane so hard his knees broke? Thatās cute. Roy has a DAUGHTER, BITCH. āYou wish that was you, huhā
Clark can hear Bruceās teeth gritting because yes, yes he does.
I feel like Oliver would embody the āgot rich by accidentā persona Keanu Reeves has going on. Thus, became Bruceās first real friend because he was deeply unimpressed with him.
As children, heād steal Bruce from galas (as in physically pick him up and drag him because Tiny) and make him steal deserts with him. (Alfred would see them and say nothing)
Bruce quietly asking him why he picked him. And he expects ābecause youāre Bruce Wayne.ā
But Oliver shrugs, once, handing Bruce his half eaten pistachio cake. Itās been their tradition.
Bruce only orders it when he knows Ollie will attend. āBecause you were a kid. And you were scared. Why else?ā
Only one who knows Alfredās secret cookie recipe.
He and Bruce were not only collage friends, they were ROOMATES. I specifically think Oliver saw his goth turtle of a best friend got accepted into GA and thought I have GOT to watch out for this idiot
Bruceās comfort clothes include Ollieās old collage jersey
When Bruce drops out of med school, Oliverās incredibly pissed off at him. āDo you have any idea how privileged āI donāt want to do itā is?ā
And Bruce, shakily, says he does.
āSo what the hell are you doing this for?!ā
āBecause I donāt want them to suffer just to be like me.ā
UNCLE OLLIE RIGHTS. Whenever Dick was pissed at Bruce, heād steal one of his cars and drive to Starr City, fully allowing Bruce to think he was kidnapped.
Convinced Ollie to take pictures of him tied up and send them to Bruce for ransom money.
Bruce and Oliver are āhasnāt seen a single movie since he was 8ā bff vs āphysically incapable of not quoting his favorite movies all the timeā bff
Sends 2000ās memes to the JL group chat and only Clark likes them
He has Dinahās name tattooed like a trampstamp