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11 months ago

Can you please drop some of your oliver queen thoughts for someone dying for more oliver content (can't wait to read for him soon) šŸ„¹šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹

Can You Please Drop Some Of Your Oliver Queen Thoughts For Someone Dying For More Oliver Content (can't

OLIVER MY BELOVED—-

Listen.

I’m partially clueless about him as well, BUT. I did start to read more comics and consuming him more from random tumblr posts, which is more than anything DC writers can say for themselves SO—-

Girl dad but for boys. LOOK AT HIS BOYS LOOK AT THEM— have you seen his sons. Now you have.

Roy has to beg him to shut the fuck up about his smallest accomplishments, actually.

Connor is passively accepting this. Yeah, my dad’s cool. Not as cool as me, thought.

Is competitive as fuck. Oh oh, Red Hood drop kicked Bane so hard his knees broke? That’s cute. Roy has a DAUGHTER, BITCH. ā€œYou wish that was you, huhā€

Clark can hear Bruce’s teeth gritting because yes, yes he does.

I feel like Oliver would embody the ā€œgot rich by accidentā€ persona Keanu Reeves has going on. Thus, became Bruce’s first real friend because he was deeply unimpressed with him.

As children, he’d steal Bruce from galas (as in physically pick him up and drag him because Tiny) and make him steal deserts with him. (Alfred would see them and say nothing)

Bruce quietly asking him why he picked him. And he expects ā€œbecause you’re Bruce Wayne.ā€

But Oliver shrugs, once, handing Bruce his half eaten pistachio cake. It’s been their tradition.

Bruce only orders it when he knows Ollie will attend. ā€œBecause you were a kid. And you were scared. Why else?ā€

Only one who knows Alfred’s secret cookie recipe.

He and Bruce were not only collage friends, they were ROOMATES. I specifically think Oliver saw his goth turtle of a best friend got accepted into GA and thought I have GOT to watch out for this idiot

Bruce’s comfort clothes include Ollie’s old collage jersey

When Bruce drops out of med school, Oliver’s incredibly pissed off at him. ā€œDo you have any idea how privileged ā€˜I don’t want to do it’ is?ā€œ

And Bruce, shakily, says he does.

ā€œSo what the hell are you doing this for?!ā€

ā€œBecause I don’t want them to suffer just to be like me.ā€

UNCLE OLLIE RIGHTS. Whenever Dick was pissed at Bruce, he’d steal one of his cars and drive to Starr City, fully allowing Bruce to think he was kidnapped.

Convinced Ollie to take pictures of him tied up and send them to Bruce for ransom money.

Bruce and Oliver are ā€œhasn’t seen a single movie since he was 8ā€ bff vs ā€œphysically incapable of not quoting his favorite movies all the timeā€ bff

Sends 2000’s memes to the JL group chat and only Clark likes them

He has Dinah’s name tattooed like a trampstamp


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