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Hi Ana, it’s 🦷!! I’m back and I really pushed myself to work super hard on writing about gum disease this weekend so I could enjoy the newest chapter of Greedy and I loved it!! I absolutely adored seeing our favorite smiley duo kick some serious butt together! As promised, here’s Mr. Min’s smile analysis (congratulations to him on being promoted to co-bias 🥰):

Face shape and profile 🧑🏻: so I would say compared to Hoseok, Yoongi definitely has a rounder facial profile. If you look at his face divided into 1/3rds, his middle 1/3 is slightly larger than his top and bottom 1/3, which is probably to make room for those adorable dumpling cheeks!! Make no mistake, while Yoongi may be cute and round from the front, his profile is deadly!! Perfectly convex and that jawline could cut glass 🤯 (I’m picturing silver haired Yoongi in his mic drop bandana in full profile view 🥵)

Nose, lips, and chin👃🏽👄🗣: Yoongi’s nasolabial angle (angle between the base of the nose and top lip) is more acute than Hoseok’s, and he also has a less defined philtrum (the little columnar grooves that sit above your upper lip). Never fear, this is probably the reason why he has an adorable gummy smile, as his muscles want to lift his upper lip nice and high to show off those gums! His lips seem nice and competent, indicating good muscular support! Unlike Hoseok, I think Yoongi in profile view has a very defined chin, probably due to his defined labiomental groove (the groove lying underneath the lower lip and above the chin)! (We can make labiomental groove Yoongi’s sexy facial feature of choice) 😉

Smile and tooth analysis 🦷: probably my fave feature of his!! So I would say Yoongi’s smile line follows what we call a reverse smile or gull-wing arc, meaning it is the inverse shape of his lower lip!! While gull-wings may be considered less aesthetic, I find it fitting how this amazingly lyrical man has a smile shaped like the wings of bird 😊 The technical term for a gummy smile is known as excessive gingival display!! Yoongi’s gums being on display could be considered unattractive by orthodontists and plastic surgeons, but as the proud owner if a gummy smile myself, he rocks it and manages to make it look soooo good! A couple of his teeth are in crossbite in the back and there is some negative space when he smiles, but I’m going to chalk it up to the fact that when this man smiles, he smiles wide enough to wrap around Earth 4528 times (not an accurate measurement, just a scientific 😅approximation). The negative space and the teeth coming together the way they do makes his smile so wide and warm and full of joy, and I appreciate that about him (again, biased because my smile is kind of the same)! My final comment would just be that I think Yoongi has seriously pretty teeth. Like they’re actually gorgeous (to echo Tae’s thoughts on his Suga hyung). Typically males will have very square teeth with sharp lines, but Yoongi has really feminine teeth. They’re soft and rounded around the edges, which gives his smile a really youthful looking appearance. His teeth are so delicate, much like his other facial features that lend to his face just being Angelic 😇 When I’ve talked to my patients who’ve lost all their teeth and are looking into choosing teeth for a denture, a majority of them go with Yoongi’s tooth shape, regardless of their gender identity!

TL;DR: Min Yoongi has a face which defies the laws of science!! A lot of his features vary from the norm, but he still manages to put them all together and make them look hot while simultaneously melting our hearts with his gorgeous smile 😍 He’s living proof that there’s beauty to be found in imperfections because when all paired together, they can still create a perfectly amazing human being

I hope you liked this analysis as much as Hobi’s and I can’t wait for the next chapter of Greedy (even though I’m sad to see the story end 🥺)!!

Here’s to hoping you have many reasons to smile today,

🦷 anon

my sweet, beautiful, brainy 🦷 anon!

you covered so much ground in this ask and i love learning from you.  let me take it step by step.

congratulations to him on being promoted to co-bias 🥰

girl, i had to stop fighting nature. i gave up and gave in 🤣

Make no mistake, while Yoongi may be cute and round from the front, his profile is deadly!! Perfectly convex and that jawline could cut glass 🤯

oh i love that you pointed this out because we get two different kinds of serves from yoongi. i love the sweet roundness of his face that we see sometimes but then we get that serious, angular side profile and oooooooof

We can make labiomental groove Yoongi’s sexy facial feature of choice) 😉

today’s sexy phrase i learned from you is “labiomental groove” and YES i will throw this into casual conversation at dinner parties as soon as people start having dinner parties again

I find it fitting how this amazingly lyrical man has a smile shaped like the wings of bird 😊

help, i’m misty

My final comment would just be that I think Yoongi has seriously pretty teeth. Like they’re actually gorgeous (to echo Tae’s thoughts on his Suga hyung). Typically males will have very square teeth with sharp lines, but Yoongi has really feminine teeth. They’re soft and rounded around the edges, which gives his smile a really youthful looking appearance. His teeth are so delicate, much like his other facial features that lend to his face just being Angelic 😇

yes! all of this! hard agree 🦷 anon.  

and i seriously love that you showed this to your professor like honestly how cute. and your professor liked it? gah that’s so cute, too.

keep killing those tests and essays, babe. 

you are going to very very far in this field!