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Playstation all stars battle royale quotes.
Mael Radec: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Sir Daniel : ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Mael Radec: No.
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Nathan drake: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Jak , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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Sly : *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Nathan : Sly , what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Mael : Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Sir Daniel : Is that a picture of you?
Mael : Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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PaRappa: Spike ! This soup is flaccid!
Spike : LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Coal , about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?
Raiden : I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!
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Dante : *is throwing stones at Nariko's window*
Nariko: You have a phone for a reason, Dante !
*THUD*
Nariko: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.2
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Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Nathan drake : Yeah, I have.
Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Cole’s law?
Nathan drake : Is this a joke about coleslaw?
Sly Cooper : …maybe
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Fat princess : Can I go to the pool?
Evil coal : Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Fat princess : No, can I go by myself?
Evil coal : You don’t want to go with me?
Fat princess : You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Evil coal : It’s the only way to establish dominance.
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Sweettooth : Kratos , you're my best friend.
Kratos : Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Kratos : I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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Sir Daniel : Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Colonel radec , on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Parappa , entering the room: *Sees Spike and leaves*
Spike , watching Parappa leave: There’s my monthly dose of Parappa …
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Big daddy : Sackboy, what are you doing?
Sackboy: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Big daddy : You could always take it out and count it.
Sackboy: Where’s the fun in that?
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This is just the Shenanigans I think they would get into if they were stuck in the crystal dimensions but they already defeated Polygon Man they're just stuck their lol
Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.3
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Colonel radec: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Raiden: A doll.
Isaac Clark : A cinnamon roll.
Kratos: A sweetheart.
Colonel radec:
Colonel radec: ...stop it.( embarrassed af)
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Kratos: Hi-
Raiden : Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.
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Kratos: What are amphetamines?
Sweettooth : Drugs that can go on land and water.
Kratos: Ohhhh
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Heihachi: Sly Cooper, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Sly Cooper: No, it’s mine.
Heihachi: It... looks just like the one I have...
Sly Cooper: You don’t have one like this anymore.
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Heihachi: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
sir Daniel: You can eat a rock.
evil coal: Air.
Nathan drake: The fabric of time and space.
Kratos: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Heihachi: You guys are not helpful.
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Jak and dexter: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Raiden : You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Jak and dexter: And I reserve that right! After all....
Jak and dexter: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!
Raiden : There were no movies made in 1879.
Jak and dexter: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Nathan drake: Oooh! Let’s go ask sackboy if they saw it in theatres!
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Colonel radec: Sly Cooper spat in Jak and dexter's ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.
evil coal: ...What?! Why?!
Colonel radec, shrugging: You tell me
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How would these Playstation characters act around a child that got lost:
Ratchet: He would ask the kid if he ok and if he needs help then would tell Clank to locate the parents and would get the kid a snack
Sweet tooth: would probably scare the child at first but would let the kid ride in his monster truck so they can find their parents and would get them ice cream
Sir Daniel fortesque: not going to lie he would probably get distracted alot while looking for the kids parents but would comfort the kid if their were scared
Dante: He would take the kid on a whole adventure before finding his parents but would get them back to their family.......eventually
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