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a scene that will not leave my head

Setting: A 24-hour diner called Waffle Hut. The "W" in the light-up sign is blown out so it reads, "Affle Hut." Jessie, James, and Meowth stand outside the filthy, weirdly sticky glass door while an employee stands in front of it, barring their way.

Jessie: What do you mean, you don't serve Pokémon? He's toilet-trained, can talk, and probably cooks better than any of you!

Meowth: (is distracted by a roach crawling on a table) Do I really want to be served here?

(James, who is pregnant with Meowth's kittens, pukes in the outdoor trashcan.)

James: (wiping mouth) Why do I crave French toast?

Aaaand scene.