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OMFG YAS THIS. I AM LIVING FOR FURY ROAD FAMILY!AU BUT COME ON WHERE IN V8′S NAME IS NUX THOUGH LIKE HE’S PART OF THIS FABULOUS FAMILY <3

Alternative title was “Vuvalini Family Reunion 2015″

NOW THIS IS HOW A FUCKING ACTION MOVIE ABUSING THE GODDAMN BLUE-AND-ORANGE CONTRAST PALETTE SHOULD LOOK LIKE OKAY?! ALL THE CINEMATIC LESSERS SHOULD BOW THE FUCK DOWN TO THE HYPER-SATURATED AND GORGEOUSLY VIVID COLORS OF MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, ride to freedom!

If you could only see The beast you've made of me I held it in, but now it seems You've set it running free The saints can't help me now The ropes have been unbound I hunt for you with bloody feet Across the hallowed ground

Charlize Theron as Imperator Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road

SIS DID U JUST

UGH

NOW I AM DEMANDING A MASSIVELY EPIC “DANCING IN NOWHERE [DOOF WARRIOR REMIX]” NAOW!

And hnnnnngggggg just Nux and Slit painting each other with white clay and axle grease before dancing to the song IN THE NUDE.

From being horny-as-fuck War Boys to War Geezers who still got it yas ma’am! No fucking half-lives here now that the Immortan’s dead and gone.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

dyinghistoric I AM SCREAMING OMFG SEND HELP. >_<

adira-tyree wrote quite possibly the cutest mad max text post I’ve ever seen and I knew I had to draw it!

OMFG YAAAAAASSSSSS SIS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE ALL MY FUCKING DISPOSABLE MONEY BECAUSE THIS. IS. EVERYTHING! >_< <3

Furiosa Barbie, part 4

Just photos of the finished doll. She’s for sale on eBay: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Imperator-Furiosa-hand-modded-Barbie-artist-doll-/181762305080?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=VYjg4H

I hope you’ve enjoyed my doll-modding process! Please bid on the doll here: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Imperator-Furiosa-hand-modded-Barbie-artist-doll-/181762305080?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=VYjg4H 

Petition to have a future Mad Max movie feature this badass team-up of Aunty Entity and Imperator Furiosa: a powerful alliance of Bartertown and the Citadel ruled by warrior women and taking no prisoners from the toxic patriarchy trying to bring these fierce and flawless females down.

After watching all of the Mad Max movies and capping it off with Fury Road, the bug has bitten me, too. 

YAS OMFG THIS dyinghistoric! >_<

I Want YOU for WAR, BOYby hugohugo

OMFG YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A GENDERBENT VERSION OF THE FIVE WIVES AND THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING PERFECT!!! UGH THE FIVE HUSBANDS ARE TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!!! DAMN!

Uhm, if I’m not mistaken, these guys from left to right would be... Capable (because of the distinctive curls), The Dag (that long hair is a giveaway), Cheedo the Fragile (the shy expression and the fact he’s next to the Dag), Toast the Knowing (short buzzcut hair, obvs), and The Splendid Angharad (cannot deny that death glare).

Not sure if the original names would work on men, though, but that could probably be just me. It’d be nice to give alternate and more masculine-sounding monikers for the Five Husbands/Brothers here, but sticking to the original names would still be fine given that they all look so amazing! If anyone has cool suggestions for alternate names of the Five Husbands/Brothers, that would be great for an AU fic!

To the artist who did this, thank you SO MUCH! The Wives/Sisters are my absolute faves from MMFR and this was such a nice surprise to see while I was trawling through the tags I follow for the Five. I was kind of hoping for a full-body sketch in color, but I definitely appreciate this sepia-toned one just showing off their well-sculpted torsos and handsome faces just the same.

Genderbent Furiosa, Max, and Nux perhaps too? And the Vuvalini? And the War Boys? And Immortan Joe? Okay, seriously. I need to stop.

UGH THIS PERFECT FAN ART IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME.

Tagging the amazing bonehandledknife in this for commentary/meta/insight reasons.

Ts breeders

Immortan Joe’s Husbands

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