Shunsui Kyoraku - Tumblr Posts
This man clearly has bad luck with people who have guns, it's almost like a running gag in Bleach.
𝐊𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐮 𝐯𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐧𝐬
This man clearly has bad luck with people who have guns, it's almost like a running gag in Bleach.
𝐊𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐮 𝐯𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐧𝐬
WE DO knot ALWAYS LOVE YOU Part 1 Full translation.
WE DO knot, ALWAYS LOVE YOU
Original work/co-author: Tite Kubo
Novelist: Matsubara Makoto
Synopsis 3 years have passed since the invasion by the Wandenreich. Many lives were lost, the scars of battle are not yet healed. Those who survived are finally beginning on the path to recovery. One day Kuchiki Rukia and Abarai Renji announced to everyone that they will have their names entered into a family register* (*i.e. registration of marriage)….. A story about new bonds born from the end of the battle which were not drawn in the original story.
3 years have passed since the invasion of the seireitei by the Wandenreich. Normality finally returned to the soul society which was in extreme turmoil.
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WE DO knot ALWAYS LOVE YOU PART 3 Full Translation
The Report 2
Central 1st Ward - Shinō Library.Ise Nanao devoted a long period of her days off to reading.In the library which had just been reconstructed, there is no trace of the former building she would usually be accustomed to passing through, a slight feeling of unease came over her.Even so, while turning over the pages engulfed in the smell of paper book by book, she became unconcerned about anything other than their contents.
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Just discovered your page and 😍🖤🔥!
If your asks are still going could you write a little piece with Shunsui from bleach? Maybe with a s/o who is more dominant with others in her squad and doesn't hold back, but for him is a bit of a pushover and gets all soft and smitten.
Sorry if that doesn't make sense haha 😅
Ofc! Had to do a lil research for this because I haven't watched bleach in so long lol
But thank you! I'm so glad you liked my bleach stuff! I'm hoping I get more onto the bleach and black clover fandom because as much as I love MHA, I also really love these other animes too, so your encouragement really means a lot <3
Also peep the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged reference 💀
Masterlist <3
Shunsui x Reader - Headcanons
The very thing that attracted him to you was your attitude and your intensity. He thought you were worth getting to know better because your personality seemed to switch completely when you were at work in comparison to when he would occasionally see you off duty.
You were the complete opposite to him, who just stayed on vacation-mode all the damn time. It was intriguing to see someone so 'model-squad member' - like get so shy and bashful when the adrenaline wears off and the responsibility is gone.
The first time he had seen you in action was like watching Soi Fon lead her squad. You were quiet and deadly, often silencing hollows with fast, overwhelming barrages of attacks from all directions as opposed to being flashy and strong like Kenpachi or Hitsugaya, though you weren't quite as strong as a squad leader yet.
Though when he saw you next, sitting in the shade and laughing with your squamates, he was even more interested than before.
He started hanging out with you more and more since then, and since he was your superior, you couldn't really get away, now could you?
He could never get used to the way that you would easily direct a squad of multiple people to work together perfectly, but every time he spoke to you, you would blush and refused to keep eye contact.
You couldn't even scold him for slacking off so damn much.
He's far too handsome and you're far too smitten to risk getting on his bad side and annoying him by being pushy.
When he walks in on a training session where you lead your fellow squad members, he's deadass got the words knocked out of him as he hears you barking orders and directing the group perfectly, being strict and merciless with them in a way he had never witnessed you act before.
He treats you differently after that. He's a little more teasing, but he definitely listens to you just a little more in fear of being yelled at like that, much like husbands will fear their wives' wrath.
After a while though, he clocks that you're literally a pushover for him, and of course this asshole takes advantage of it.
Cheeky bastard.
You manage to catch him drinking sake on the job once, and he only smiles like an idiot as you rattle his ear off about how unprofessional and irresponsible it is, amused at the way you don't raise your voice at him once. You do yell at him though, when he snorts at your reaction and ruffles your hair.
He just falls in love with you as you scold him.
You're already head over heels though, he's just infuriating sometimes.
He totally manages to convince you to help him with his paperwork, and you can't help but feel a little happy that you're helping him and doing something to make life easier for him.
He knows just how smitten you are when he finally clocks the difference between the way that you treat him in comparison to other squad members and even other captains. He knows you're not a kiss-ass, and you're stubborn as an ox, so why is he so different?
Not to mention your reaction when he flirts with you?? You get sleazed on by other men and it's all "huh? You little ****! You son of a ******* ***** ***** **** ****, I'm going to tear off your ****, and shove it right up your ****** ******* ******** ****, and then **** **** ***** on your **** ******* **** with *** ******* *** in the ***** ******* **** and **** ***** your ******* *** and **** ***** so then you'll have to **** sideways-!" but when he does it (albeit in a slightly more respectful and far less creepy way), you're all blushy and squirmy.
That's the main thing that tips him off, of course. You're just so intense and sometimes downright scary when you have to be, but then when you're with him, it's like having a skittish little puppy around.
Of course, as he confesses that he knows how you feel, and tells you that he feels the same, he's holding your chin and smirking like a little shit, even though he's a good foot taller than you. He knows exactly what he's doing to you, and he fucking thinks it's amusing.
He's grown so protective over you as well- he wouldn't dare pushing his luck with you and making you uncomfortable, or being too difficult for you and stressing you out, and every time he sees that you're upset he's immediately there to make you feel better.
The first time you kiss is something he'll never forget though, especially because of the squad of a moan you released into his mouth when he surprised you like that, and it had him chucking and laughing at you, his chest shaking while you pout and turn away from him, going bright red because of his teasing.
Honestly, he couldn't ask for a better, funnier, kinder, prettier partner, and you were absolutely obsessed with this himbo.
JUSHIRO and shunsui with Elysia!S/O
SFW• OOC MAYBE?
Jushiro
• I can honestly see when you first met. You were like helping someone or playing with a group of kids, and he just fell in love since you were kind a soft spoken (also since he has the ability to correctly judge people's character!) and it was love at first sight lmao.
• Jushiro is actually so in love with you, he's like a little lost puppy without you😭
• Absolutely LOVES cuddling you, you give such a calming presence, and he's just so comforted by it.
• Loves listening to you yap about your day
• Loves your cheerfulness, he finds you so cute.
• finds your ears so adorable😭
• you often stay by jushiro's side ALOT, since you're often worried for him, due to his sickness. He doesn't mind tho👍
SHUNSUI
• Love at first sight aswell LMAO.
• your elegance, your kindness, your way of speaking, your soft tone, your beauty. He's down BAD.
• LOVES being with you anywhere.
• makes a lot of dirty jokes to see your reaction, but it doesn't work lmao.
• likes to lay his head on your lap(while starring up at your boobs💀🙏) while you message his head while talking about your day.
• Absolutely LOVES yap sessions with you, can't get enough.
• DOWN BAD for your voice, can't get enough when you say his name.
• Your eyes are so pretty, he loves starring into them.
• honestly thinks he's the luckiest person alive since she pulled you, like HUH?
• talks about you A LOT to nanao while your gone.
• wants to marry you‼️
Hehe. Idk what characters to do now so leave some suggestions or themes/topics!
Shunsui x orphan child!reader(Platonic)
Lil Angsty it?? but also fluff and most likely very OOC.
You both met when shunsui was out on a mission of some sorts,he had found you in a dirty hiori with a few blood stains on the ends, laying in a cradle position while holding a small ribbon in your bloody hand.in worry he rushed over to you and reached his hand towards your neck to feel your pulse. After making sure you were still alive he carried you back to the healing division.
After a week of sleeping you finally woke up, scared in the environment change. Unohana was informed that you had woken up from your little coma and came to check on you, shunsui was also soon informed of your condition and swiftly made his way to you.
Shunsui made his way to your room and greeted you in a soft and comforting tone "hello, are you doing alright? You were asleep for quite a bit" he laughed lightheartedly. Your eyes once fierce softed under his gaze. "o-oh, uh y-yes!" You stuttered having your cheeks glow in a cute nervous blush. Shunsui reached out his hand slowly and patted your head while giggling a little, he thought you were adorable, he had never seen a child this adorable before, well I mean everyone child he saw was adorable but you were even cuter. He thought nanao would absolutely love you! after a few little chats to make you comfortable he soon left.
A month after meeting and talking with you Shunsui was still very worried for you, and wanted to make sure you were completely safe, like he would do for any other orphaned child. He had made note of how much reishi you had, you had enough to become a very strong soul reaper.
He felt as if he wanted you to stay for longer..he felt like it would be best for him to adopt you, I mean he's a captain, since you have a lot of reishi there's no doubt you'll be amazing once you're an adult and probably even better if you're under his training! So? He adopted you!
You were just so cute he couldn't resist! (Nanao had previously disagreed with the choice but once she saw you she just couldn't stop pinching your chubby little cheeks, so she finally agreed)
He gave you so many gifts once he brought you to his estate! He just couldn't stop spoiling you. So many little trinkets he found while in the human world. Nanao often reads you little stories, she feels like an older sister and she absolutely loves it!
You've also met Jushiro! He loves you a lot aswell, but at first you were very shy since he was super pretty! As any other sane person would do. you LOVE combing his hair and having little play dates with him!! It's so cute.
AHHHH ITS DONE...need requests arggghgghgvjgfbty
lovers' quiet
pairing: kyoraku shunsui x ukitake jushirou
warnings: none
word count: 971 words
summary: A quiet moment shared between lovers with a bond unlike any other.
Seeing the pink kimono of Captain Kyoraku fluttering about near the Thirteenth Division barracks had become a normal sight in the past few weeks. Ever since their Captain Ukitake was bedridden due to a particularly violent bout of coughing that ravaged his already weak frame, the Eighth Division captain was visiting a lot more than normal.
"Taicho-san!" Third Seats Kiyone and Sentaro greeted Shunsui as he came into view.
"Ah, hello," Shunsui tipped the edge of his straw hat, good-natured smile already in place. Then it quickly faded into concern, "How is he?"
"Doing better than yesterday, at least," Kiyone chirped, "He's probably asleep now because of the medicine."
"I see. Thank you for your help, Kiyone-kun, Sentaro-kun. Jushirou's lucky to have you both."
The two Third Seats blushed and saluted hastily. Shunsui watched them scramble off and slowly slid the bedroom door open.
It has been centuries already yet the sight of Jushirou still stole Shunsui's breath away from him. Even sickly, his long, white hair was thrown about him like a halo. The gentle features of his beautiful face had a touch of sharpness one could only achieve after millennia of being a Gotei 13 captain. Chapped pink lips were parted slightly in his sleep. Dark, long lashes rested upon soft, unblemished skin.
Shunsui approached Jushirou, making sure not to disturb his lover's sleep, and lowered himself at the white-haired shinigami's side. The warm sunlight flooding in from the open doors cast a glow on Jushirou's pale, smooth skin.
The brunette sighed, still in love after all these years. He reached out to brush a stray white hair from Jushirou's face. Then, those long, dark lashes fluttered.
One hand stilling in its movement, a small smile curled Shunsui's lips. Jushirou's breathtaking green eyes fluttered open, revealing that kind gaze that made Shunsui fall in love with him all those years ago.
"My, my, Jushirou," Shunsui chuckled, brushing a thumb over one pale cheek. "So naughty."
Jushirou smiled, sheepish but not regretful. "I wanted to stay awake since you were coming."
There was a quiet rattle in his breath behind every word. Shunsui thought to ignore it for now, seeing as to how the air was clear on that particular day.
The brunette continued to stroke Jushirou's hair, applying gentle pressure in some places to alleviate the headache one would get from resting so long. The white-haired captain leaned into his touch, a content smile on his face.
"You're awfully doting today." Jushirou mused aloud, opening an eye to look at him.
Shunsui grinned, "Aren't I 'awfully doting' everyday?"
"Mm. That's true. I'll have to apologise to Ise-fukutaicho when all of this is over."
"Now, now, before you assume anything, I finished all my work before coming here. In fact, I have the slip from Nanao-chan to confirm it!"
Jushirou laughed, raspy yet angelic to Shunsui's ears all the same. "Alright, alright, I believe you."
Then, Jushirou's face tightened with pain and his whole body tensed like a wound-up coil. Shunsui quickly unfurled his reiatsu and blanketed his lover, hoping that the familiarity of it would help the him relax. Thankfully, his theory was proven correct when Jushirou let out a small sigh and got his breathing under control.
"Maybe it's time to take your medicine." Shunsui said gently, carressing Jushirou's temple. He took the jug of medicine from the nearby cupboard and poured it into a cup. He helped Jushirou sit up with one steady hand, kneading the weakened muscles of his back as the white-haired shinigami took his medicine in small sips.
When Jushirou was done, he held onto Shunsui's kimono and gazed at him with wide, hopeful eyes.
"Can you-" Jushirou stopped himself mid-sentence before continuing, "Can you stay here with me?"
Shunsui longed to say yes, wanting nothing more than to have his lover in his arms, but knew he couldn't do so. He had a Captains' Meeting soon, one important enough that Yamamoto would have his head if he wasn't present.
He gently took the hand holding on to his kimono. Pressing a kiss to his lover's palm, he looked into those green eyes regretfully.
"I'm sorry. There's a Captains' Meeting that I can't miss, or else Yama-ji will kill me." Shunsui murmured.
It was heartbreaking to see that hopeful expression fall. It was even more soul-wrenching when Jushirou smiled, obviously trying to hide his sadness.
"That won't do. Who will dote on me if you're gone?" Jushirou teased, lifting the hand in Shunsui's grasp to tickle at his beard.
Shunsui chuckled and rested his hand on Jushirou's face. "Will you be alright?"
"Will you be alright?" Jushirou shot back, green eyes alight with amusement. "Who knows how many important things you'll forget without me."
When Shunsui didn't laugh, Jushirou sighed, his breath rattling in his chest, and flicked the other captain lightly on the cheek.
"I'll be fine, Shunsui, really. Stop worrying."
Shunsui wanted to say that it was impossible not to, his thoughts occupied by Jushirou all day, but decided to keep it to himself.
"...alright. I'll be back after the meeting, handsome." Shunsui promised with a flirtatious wink, delighted to see Jushirou flush a bright red. He lowered Jushirou carefully and rearranged the sheets so that it was up to the white-haired shinigami's chin.
Jushirou's eyes were already half-lidded and he tried to keep himself awake. It was an adorable sight that tempted Shunsui to actually stay. But no, Shunsui restrained himself from doing so and pressed a kiss to Jushirou's forehead.
"Love you." Jushirou murmured.
"I love you too. Take care."
And with that, Shunsui departed with a heart heavier than normal, and looked forward to the end of the meeting before it had even begun.
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notes: 'taicho' means captain and 'fukutaicho' means lieutenant.
this draft had been sitting in the cellar for so long so i thought it was time to let it free...also writing for this pairing just fills me with so much serotonin 😭
sir that's my emotional support married couple
When the cheerful man gets Dark, just run..
BANKAI: Katen Kyokotsu Karamatsu Shinju
The Darkness or The Fire
BLEACH Characters that can and will defeat Gojo
In order to defeat Satoro Gojo, you need to overcome his Six Eyes, surpass his Limitless/Infinity and been able to survive his Red, Blue and Purple Power and of course... his Domain Expansion.
Zaraki is stronger and will eventually become faster than Gojo, and of course, his strongest ability, been able to cut every single thing in existance, Gojo's Limitless would be useless against Nozarashi.
Gerard of course is immortal and able to defy logic better than Gojo. The Miracle will find a way to surpass Gojo's Limitless and his Purple Power won't be able to kill Gerard.
Ichibei's Ichimonji will prove to be a great trouble to Gojo in every possible way, the black ink doens't have to touch Gojo. Ichibei can just absorve all the blackness in the Universe and consequantly erase Gojo from existence.
Yhwach... i refuse to elaborate, the f****** Allmighty is literally too much for Gojo's Six Eyes and Limitless.
Head Captain Shunsui Kyoraku would have troubles facing Gojo face to face but with his Bankai... there's no Domain Expansion nor Limitless that can stop Katen Kyokotsu Karamatsu Shinju, just the 2nd and 3rd fase of Shunsui's Bankai will be able to kill Gojo.
Lile Barro's shots will go trought Gojo's Limitless no problem and no Domain Expansion or Purple Power would be able to kill Lile because just like Gerard, hi's also imortal and unkillable.
Aizen's Kyoka Suigetsu would be useless against the Six Eyes of Gojo, but...guess what, also immortal. He would eventually be able to surpass Gojo's Limitless with his great intellect and his knowleadge in Hado like Hado 90 that warps space-time like a fck Black Hole.
Jugram' s Schrift B, the Balance would prove to be a problem beyond anything Gojo has ever fought. Is the sword no reaching Gojo because of his Limitless? No Problem, the Balance will just increase Jugram's fortune to be able to hit Gojo with his sword of whatever.
DO NOT FUCK WITH THE QUINCIES MAN!!
Everything i said about Aizen you can double it in relation to Urahara and beyond that, his got a very broken BANKAI, that can surpass Gojo's Limitless
Askin is another BROKEN ASS Bleach character that doens't give a shit about Limitless. He can just make the air turn poisonous to Gojo or make his own blood became a poison. Besides, if Gojo doens't kill Asking in the first hit, wich trust me is very hard to do, there's no possible way that Gojo will be able to kill him later.
Gremmy...another BROKEN character that will just imagine Gojo in space, and goodbye Gojo. There's so many ways that Gremmy would be able to destroy Gojo in a blink of an eye and no Domain Expasion nor Purple Power would be enough.
With old man Yamma i'm not really sure that if he would be able to Kill Gojo with his Bankai, but you know... 15000000 degrees is a little to much for Gojo
Hope you enyoided the brief explanations
(Almost) Every single character who has carried the Title of Captain (Part 1)
EVERY SINGLE BANKAI IN BLEACH
Every freanking BANKAI that has appear in Bleach, i freaking dare you to mention one that i forgot
Obviasly i coundn't put Kurayashiki's Bankai because there's no picture of it and i cound't put Senjumaru's Bankai because it's an anime's exclusive.
It was very hard to find all colored pages of these Bankai's so please Like, share, reblog and reply or just Like it.
GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 2
Taylor: The maximum amount of kids a man can give birth at one time is 10 and the number in general is random each time so...
Grimmjow (visibly scared): shaking uncontrollably Ichigo: Great Tay now you've freaked out Grimm... tries to comfort Grimmjow Taylor: ...you have to wait another month until we know for sure how many at once you'll be having but I will say this 10 is the rarest amount and only a lucky few ever get only that amount. Grimmjow: Then I hope I'm not lucky because I don't think I'd survive that... Kazui: Awesome so if it is 10 I'd have 10 younger half brothers! Ichigo: Kazui don't you see your Dadjow is freaking out. Kazui: Isn't he an Arrancar? If so than shouldn't his Hierro protect him from harm? Grimmjow (visibly panicked): Ichigo: Please go to your room Kazui because you aren't helping. Kazui goes to his room Uryū: If you want I can be his personal Doctor to make sure he doesn't suffer any injuries during his pregnancy, Ichigo. Ichigo: Sure, Uryū. Taylor: You'll probably say no but I can inject something into him specifically designed to allow him to survive just in case it turns out he is to have 10 kids. Ichigo: You sound like Mayuri with his experiments so no. Taylor: If you think its an experiment you are wrong so no I'm not mimicking Captain Kurotsuchi since I actually test my experiments on clones of volunteers that are specifically designed to run tests on so that actual people aren't harmed so no the substance has already been tested and is unharmful in fact it actually will make him live longer but if you truly don't trust me or my science then fine, if Grimmjow does and 10 kids and ends up dying you'll have no one to blame but yourself. proceeds to walk away Ichigo: Wait... Fine inject him with it. BUT IF HE ENDS UP DEAD YOU'LL BE DEAD BECAUSE I'LL KILL YOU IN COLD BLOOD! Taylor: If I wanted him dead I'd never have said anything. injects the formula into Grimmjow Grimmjow (feeling drunk): his words are slurd and are not understandable Ichigo: What the fuck have you done to him! I TRUSTED YOU! Taylor: That is supposed to happen idiot and its only temporary it does that so he doesn't feel any pain during the procedure. Grimmjow (still feeling drunk): changes are happening inside him that aren't affecting his pregnancy *moments later* Grimmjow (is an immobile slob): What happened and why can't I move? Ichigo: What the fuck have you done to him Taylor! Taylor: He needs that wait to survive the 10 kids since the pregnancy needs blood to give birth and as a result of the pregnancy any fat he has is measured in blood for the pregnancy so each pound of fat is equal to a liter of blood and each child needs 100 liters of blood to be used to successfully be born and for the pregnant man to survive with 100 extra liters per child just in case the procedure takes longer than the estimated time so in total for 10 kids he needs to weigh 2000 pounds which he now weighs well plus the weight he had prior and if you are worried about his weight the formula makes it so he never suffers health problems again and I even have a formula solely for the no health problems just in cause you were worried about your gluttonous appetite might lead to those and I have another formula solely for always being mobile. Ichigo: Yes inject both of those sole formulas into me then inject the mobile one into Grimmjow. Taylor: does just that Ichigo: Now leave... I wanna go order 50 boxes of Pizza. Taylor leaves and so does Uryū A month later Ichigo (pigging out on some pizza): moans and chumping Grimmjow (feels 10 things kicking inside him as they form): moans in pain Ichigo: Grimm what's wrong? Grimmjow: moans in pain Ichigo: Grimm please say something! Grimmjow: moans in pain call... moans in pain ...everyone. moans in pain Ichigo: calls everyone An hour later Taylor, Kazui, Uryū, Brandan, Rukia, Renji, Ichika, Chad, Noba, Orihime, Nozomi, Karin, Yuzu and Riruka show up Karin and Nozomi: Ichigo why'd you call us like I don't see why... Karin: ...Nozy and me... Nozomi: ...Kary and me... Karin and Nozomi: ...had to come.
Yuzu: Karin you do realize I was called to so don't go assuming Ichigo called you and your girlfriend on a whim since he probably has a reason for calling all of us. Chad and Noba: silence Rukia and Renji: Why did you call all of us? Riruka: I bet something stupid. Orihime: Maybe it has something to do with Grimmjow's pregnancy? Uryū and Brandan: Probably. Kazui and Ichika: But why were we called aren't we still too young to hear where babies come from? Taylor: I doubt that is why we were called here since if that were the case they would have only called the two of you not all of us. Shinji, Shunsui, Nanao, Momo, Suì-Fēng, Nelliel, Marechiyo, Kensei, Shūhei, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Rose, Izuru, Isane, Kiyone, Byakuya, Tetsuzaemon, Atau, Lisa, Yuyu, Mashiro, Tōshirō, Rangiku, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Mayuri, Akon, Sentarō, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro and Chizuru show up Taylor: Hi, Captain Hirako, Head Captain Shunsui, Lieutenant Ise, Lieutenant Hinamori, Captain Suì-Fēng, Nel, Lieutenant Omaeda, Captain Muguruma, Lieutenant Hisagi, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Captain Ōtoribashi, Lieutenant Kira, Captain Kotetsu, Lieutenant Kotetsu, Captain B Kuchiki, Captain Iba, Lieutenant Rindō, Captain Yadōmaru, Lieutenant Yayahara, Lieutenant Kuna, Captain Hitsugaya, Lieutenant Matsumoto, Captain Zaraki, Lieutenant Madarame, 3rd Seat Ayasegawa, Captain Kurotsuchi, Lieutenant Akon, Lieutenant Sentarō, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro and Chizuru. Shinji: ...Taylor I told you, you can call me Shinji I don't care much about formalities. Shunsui: Hey Taylor. Nanao: You'll never get promoted Taylor if you slack off and don't do what your ordered to do! Taylor: Lieutenant Ise who said I wanted a promotion? Since I'm perfectly fine staying unseated even if I have the strength of a Captain. Momo: Nanao why not just let it go? Nanao: I might as well since he seems to have his mind set. Suì-Fēng (focused on Yoruichi and not realizing she is talking out loud): I wanna marry Lady Yoruichi! Yoruichi (hearing Suì-Fēng say that): flash steps over to her So its a promise then? Suì-Fēng (shocked and embarrassed): I, uh... Yoruichi: kisses Suì-Fēng Suì-Fēng and Yoruichi leave to spend some alone time Taylor: Well that was kinda unexpected but I had a feeling that info would soon come out. Nel: I fell on my face when I arrived since I keep tripping out of the sky Garganta. Taylor: If you don't look wounded than its clear that your Hierro is strong enough to protect you from the impact. Nel: True. Marechiyo: I kinda knew Captain Suì-Fēng was a Lesbian all along! Suì-Fēng returns and kicks Marechiyo so hard he passes out and needs medical attention Taylor: I would have told him to shut up but it was already too late since as soon as he opened his mouth I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened. Kensei and Shūhei: Yeah he can be a idiot sometimes. Taylor: Say how is your lives treating you after the two of you tied the knot? Kensei and Shūhei: Pretty good. Shūhei: And I'm Pregnant and he is due next month. Kensei: I'm still kinda scared to be a father. Since the last time I tried to handle crying all I could come up with was "Laugh or else!!!!" Shūhei: Yeah and that was 100 years ago when you were yelling that to me when I was a kid. Kensei: Yeah but I'm still confused on why you stopped crying? Shūhei: I saw your chest and 69. Kensei: Oh come here. Kensei and Shūhei make out Kisuke: I wish Tessai could have been here... Taylor: Why where is he? Kisuke: Hospital... Someone ran him over in a hate crime. starts crying Taylor: He is gonna be ok, Kisuke after all he is your husband and you know how strong he is. Kisuke (stops crying): Yeah you're right. Rose: playing his guitar Izuru: guarding the perimeter Isane: gets bumped into I'm sorry that was my fault. Kiyone: Isane its not your fault you were the one bumped into not him since he bumped into you. Byakuya: Ichigo Kurosaki why the fuck did you ask all of us here like really. Taylor: Captain B Kuchiki, I think it has to do with his husband Grimmjow's pregnancy.
Byakuya: ...wasn't he married to Orihime Inoue? Orihime: He was but I divorced him once he told me the truth so that he could marry the one he loves. Tetsuzaemon: Atau I'm gonna go take Sajin for a since he is is bugging me to walk him. Atau: does ok in sign language Taylor: Let me guess Captain Iba, you are taking care of Sajin Komamura who was your captain back when you were the Lieutenant of Squad 7 but who was turned into a wolf after using the Humanization Technique back during the war with the Quincy. Tetsuzaemon (ashamed): Yeah... Taylor: There is no reason to feel ashamed after all he was your captain for a long time and you still care for him and its not in your nature to leave anyone behind, now is it. Tetsuzaemon: That is true. Taylor: I can look at ways to reverse his condition if you want I just need to clone him genetically so he doesn't end up dying in case a formula doesn't work. Tetsuzaemon: I'll have to ask him. Taylor: If he is in the form a normal wolf he can't speak in any language that we as humanoids can understand so how can you understand his wolf speak? Tetsuzaemon: He taught me it when he was still a werewolf. Taylor: Oh. Lisa: Hey Taylor. question do you have Line? Taylor: Uh no but I have Facebook. Lisa: You should get Line! Yuyu: Yeah get line!~ Taylor: How about stop asking! Mashiro (using her Hollow mask): Mashiro Super Cero! Taylor: jumps out of his body, puts on his hollow mask and blocks the cero with his hand Mashiro: Big deal so you countered it... Here it goes Mashiro Drop Kick. Taylor: grabs her foot and throws her across the room Mashiro (dizzy): I was just getting started... passes out Kensei and Shūhei: She deserved that. Tōshirō: Why is it that everyone is so manic today? Rangiku: Relax Captain. Kenpachi: attempts to attack Taylor Taylor: cuts Kenpachi's arm off Kenpachi: Asshole! Taylor: I warned you never to attack me. Ikkaku and Yumichika: Well it looks like we need to take the Captain to Orihime again... Mayuri: I would like to test a new drug on you Taylor. Taylor: Too late you are already testing new drug of mine. Mayuri: Huh? Akon: Captain... Get off me your crushing me. Mayuri: Well now look what your drug did Taylor, I can't move and if I don't get off of Akon quickly I'm gonna end up killing him. Taylor: checking Akon's vital signs Nope he is lying in fact he is too ashamed to admit it that he is actually aroused by all of this and is in fact not being crushed to death. Akon: blushing Mayuri: blushing Oh so he likes this huh? Maybe this isn't so bad after all. Sentarō: I'm gonna go fight with Kiyone for old time sake. goes over to where Kiyone is to pick a fight Tatsuki and Chizuru: making out Keigo and Mizuiro: making out Taylor: Ichigo please tell me you didn't invite anybody else. Since I doubt this place can handle anymore people. Ichigo: Nope this is everyone. Kazui: Dad I'm sleepy can I rest on your belly until I can reach my room? Ichigo: Sure Kazui. Kazui: climbs onto Ichigo's fat belly and falls to sleep Ichigo: starts eating more pizza Hours later Ichigo (looking like a immobile blob): I think I ate too much pizza. Kazui: still sleeping Taylor: Well you aren't immobile even though you look like it. Rukia: GET THE FUCK UP ICHIGO! Taylor: Captain R Kuchiki there is no need to yell like do you wanna wake Kazui? Rukia: Oops sorry. Kazui: still sleeping so... comfy... love... dad's... fatness.... so.... soft...... Ichigo: Please tell me he'll wake up eventually since I don't intend to have him sleep only on my belly. Taylor: Depends on his actions. everyone eventually clears out except for Taylor, Rukia, Renji, Ichika, Orihime, Riruka, Chad, Noba, Karin, Nozomi, Yuzu, Uryū and Brandan Kazui: still sleeping Ichigo: Why has he still not woken up like did he fall in love with my belly or something? Taylor: That is a likely reason. Grimmjow: If he loves it why not teleport him in and have him stay there until I give birth to his half brothers. Ichigo: Yeah I'm not gonna risk digesting Kazui, Grimm.
Noba: I have that risk when I do my job as a living Taxi. So I release my passengers as soon as I start burping just so I don't digest them and they never reach their destination because of it. Rukia and Renji: Yuck. Chad: What's so yuck about it, its hot. Karin and Nozomi: We have to agree with Rukia and Renji since YUCKY! Yuzu: I agree with Mr. Giant since if my Future Husband went around and did that I'd be turned on by it. Uryū and Brandan: We are agreeing with Chad and Yuzu. Taylor: I like it as well. Orihime: Of course you would after all you made this Gigai for Noba since Kisuke decided against making them any new Gigai for the three of them... speaking of which where is Ririn and Kurōdo? Riruka: I wouldn't know since I have never met them. Meanwhile Ririn: showing off her new sexy look which she's been doing for years Kurōdo: showing off his new handsome look which he's been doing for years Meanwhile Taylor: I have a feeling they haven't stop doing what they said they were gonna do when I made and gave the three of them their new Gigai. Sometimes I wish that I didn't ask them what they wanted and just remade their original Gigai and only asked Noba what he wanted. Meanwhile Gō Koga returns to Karakura Town for the first time in years Koga: I really hope those kids don't assume I'm here for revenge. Meanwhile Noba: A Bount! Meanwhile Ririn and Kurōdo: BOUNT! Meanwhile Ichigo: But the only Bount left would be the one with the Doll known as Dalk the one who Yoruichi said Thanks me for defeating Kariya. Uryū: You think he is here for revenge. Taylor: Doubt it since I can sense him and based on his Spirit Energy he isn't here to fight in fact he is here for peace. Rukia, Renji, Chad, Noba, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Riruka, Uryū, Brandan and Ichika: HUH? Kazui: still sleeping gay Taylor: Um.... where'd Kazui decide to say that out of the blue sure he is sleeping but still it must have been a reason. Rukia, Renji, Chad, Noba, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Riruka, Uryū, Brandan and Ichika: Beats us. Gō Koga shows up in the house Koga: Sorry to barge in uninvited but I wanted to say sorry for my actions years ago... wait... I must have the wrong house since none of you look familiar. Taylor: The ones who you've never seen before are myself, Grimmjow the blue haired guy, Kazui the little orange haired guy who is sleeping, Ichika the red haired little girl with violet eyes, Brandan the auburn hair guy and Riruka the magenta haired lady with the magenta eyes. I'm pretty sure you remember Ichigo, points to Ichigo Uryū, points to Uryū Rukia, points to Rukia Renji, points to Renji Orihime, points to Orihime Chad, points to Chad and Noba. points to Noba Koga: WAIT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? Taylor: 10 years and 20 months since you and the other Bounts showed up about 3 months before the fight with Aizen took place and its been 10 years and 17 months since that fight with Aizen. Koga: ...I might as well leave since it seems I waited to long to apologize. proceeds to leave Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryū, Renji and Noba: There is no need to leave. Koga: OK if you... Ririn and Kurōdo show up Ririn: Stop there this is no place for someone of your kind Bount. Kurōdo: If you don't leave we will have to destroy you. Taylor: Ririn and Kurōdo back down he isn't an enemy any longer. To Be Continued