Shtpost - Tumblr Posts
Random Story Time!
In my history class during my senior year of high school my class was assigned a talent show project. We had to pick a country that was important or had a major influence during the Cold War, write a at least a page of two related to the country and said significance. The talent show part was to do a small performance or presentation of sorts related to your country. You could make food, do a skit about an important event or person, sing a song, etc.
I decided to do Hungary for this project and thought that singing would be my best bet since I’m not the most creative person and I thought a skit would be more embarrassing. It would also be easier since I was doing this project alone. I found a song that was sung during the Hungarian Revolution against the Soviets and decided that it was the perfect choice.
There was just one problem…
I do not know ANY Hungarian. This was my first time even ATTEMPTING to speak the language. I couldn’t find any English covers to listen to and while I could find the directly translated lyrics, I was so busy at the time that I did not have the time to format the song in a way that it would sound good with English lyrics. Also I didn’t have the time to memorize the song enough that I would be able to pull up the instrumental version and sing it well. I know that with enough time and effort you can sing a sing in another language perfectly and still not know the language. But like I said I did not have the free time for this.
So eventually when it’s my turn to present I went up with a piece of paper where I wrote down the lyrics and just hoped that I wouldn’t be too off rhythm and with the pronunciation. I was FAR from perfect but I think I did okay. My teacher was mostly grading this project based on doing it anyways, so I wasn’t worried about my grade.
Here’s the funny part.
Once I finished my teacher actually asked if I was Hungarian because apparently my accent sounded a lot like a Hungarian one. I looked straight at him and responded with: “No, I’m Mexican.”
Honestly I found the whole situation hilarious given the context. I hope this story makes someone laugh.
***
Note: I went to a very diverse school where many kids were first generation Americans meaning the majority of the students’ parents were not born in the US and many of the students were bilingual. We had people from all over the world so honestly having a Hungarian kid would not have been a shock.
And now, a sh*tpost
Walter: So how is the hunting going?
Alucard: She’s an 8ft milf
Walter: I’m sorry???
Alucard: -grabbing the Casull and flowers and stepping back outside- She’s an 8ft milf.
if you had $5 left to your name what would you do with it? personally I would buy the entirety of google and change the font color to a blinding yellow and change absolutely nothing else
Sometimes I wish I could see other people's follower counts on Tumblr, not to compare myself to them or anything but just to see how many people subscribe to their bullshittery on a daily basis
WARNING: SH*TPOST BELOW THE CUT
Be like Denzil.
Call your neighbours.
Tell them to stfu.
Or you can be like Theuns.
Question everything.
Which one are you:
I'm "me" 💖
I'M POSTING SOME MORE ARR STUFF LATER IDK WHEN I'VE HAD NO ELECTRICITY FOR 5 HOURS BUT THIS IS NORMAL WHERE I AM OMG NEARLY 11PM I NEED TO SLEEP I HAVE A BIOMETRIC'S APPOINTMENT TOMORROW MORNING AHAHAHHA BYEEEEE <333
Just made this for some reason so check it out if you want a random short fanfic for your own... entertainment? Idk
Also there's no adult stuff for those who hate that kind of thing
Cookie Reapers shenanigans (swearing, sh!tpost)
haha clotted cream breaking some kind of taboo mid-plot go brrrrrrrrrrr
yeah in case i havent made it clear uhhh White Lily Cookie and Dark Enchantress Cookie are separate in this au
also the god ancients dont always get along as well as their og counterparts, as evidenced by every meeting they hold ever
though Hollyberry, Dark Cacao, and Golden Cheese do try not to squabble too much unless they want to see Pure Vanilla get angry (it's his domain they'd be in after all)
(you can hear Dark Enchantress Cookie in the background with popcorn going "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT")
...
I think I'm gonna start sh!tposting again :)
anybody want an out of context meme drawing of Cookie Reapers AU Eclair Cookie? cause. cause i made one.
Original meme below cut:
Hey gang, welcome back to my channel, and today, we're going to try the take-all-of-your-pills-at-once challenge! Let's go! 😝
Get Wrecked, Channel Awesome*
YAAAAA, ya heard me!
U a-holes n ur shtposts and ur dmn thoughts on things I never seen/played/heard/read, wut have ya, soured my enjoyment of XPing any of them!
"StIil A bEttEr LoVe SToRy thAn TWilIGHt!" "ThAt dIdNT HaPPeN IN tHe cOmIcS!" "SHOW DON'T-TELL A STORY!"
STFU ALL OF YA!!!!!!!
U honestly think shouting ur mindsets have any impact on how Hollywood will change The Sorry State of Films Today?! You honestly think pushing Charles Martinet to play Mario over Chris Pratt or canceling any live-action Disney remake production cus they suck nostalgia dry with questionable VFX, opulent scenery and pretty costumes all done wrong?! Okay, those rants are called for, but NOT ALL OF THEM!
All the noise of you barking out about why Last Airbender or Shaq-FU or Space Jam doesn't work on every page cuz were morons who should ape your preferences is irksome to my POV; I don’t even know if I like/hate/meh this no more thnks 2u! You are no longer human, you're not even cartoonish versions of your thoughts in costumes. You're filthy little forest critters and housepets: Spineless bitter angry vermin growling in hollow stumps waiting for randos to drop their food to take to your holes, all fat n proud ur not going hungry for the winter; angry badgers venting their frustrations at someone becoming angry themselves lashing out some passerby who mean no trouble; rich-ass housepets pampered in luxury all fat and lazy spoiled by your masters, yowling at strangers for no reason or were in the way, playing victim for mom & dad cuz they didn't get you that elegant pillow for your bed or lost 2M subs on their Instagram or smsht. Well, that won't stop us from kicking all your chushiony asses n serving ya on kebabs and spit to have our own opinions again!
U would not survive a miniute hiding from some strongly vocal pussies–animal wise, mind u!–body and kink shaming you for the squirrelly trash bags you are with BRUTE FORCE! Oh BTW, that's a running gag in my Joan's ParCk stories and a favorite past time of my main Joan Tigan along with her leopard cousins Pyuma and Megara: LITERAL CRITIC BASHING, where they get the most points hack-n-slashing every part of your entitled asses for making them second-guess everything in their lives! High scorer gets bragging rights posted on SoMed!
NOW Let's see how you like taking opinions you dished out on beloved fandoms in Mortal Kombat, Every Toxic-in-my-opinion Internet Critic on YT!
The trigger warning girls on Twitter are returning to Tumblr. EVERYONE HIDE
