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im gonna say it maybe not every comedy webcomic needs to go in a more lore focused direction cause im reading this silly little comic from 2017 and next thing you know its page 500 and theyre going to re-kill video game god? can we go back?
abstinence is for lustful cowards who still crave sex. full celibacy is the way to go. be so virgin you'll be sacrificed at the altar for a good harvest
sometimes i get so bored and brainrotted that i go on safari, switch to private, search slander videos and watch the previews without clicking on them and i think it’s affecting my brain chemistry
lets play a game of "is this person on quora projecting or just re-spewing propaganda"
trick question its both its always both
if capcom made an ace attorney where you play as larry getting a job as a defense attorney in wright offices agency whatever during the time period of the first trilogy i think my life would be complete
pros of this idea:
-you can make an official "nuh uh" objection sprite
-more ace attourney game
-nostalgia of the first three games
cons of this idea:
-larry
how i stay hydrated:
-every time i see an air up ad i drink a glass of plain water
-i watch a lot of commentary youtube
stuck between cat and truck cause on one hand i could ride a truck sized dragon with friends. on the other hand where in the world would i keep it. for cat though, realistically i couldn’t use it to figth or even intimidate people and definitely wouldn’t be able to escape if someone wanted to steal it. hm
KLAVIER GAVIN ⁉️⁉️⁉️
danny gonzalez made brainrot songs before it was cool
fish dont have a word for water like humans dont have a word for antropomorphizateion
fyi from someone who has spent way too much of my life on craftopia pre and post openworldification (i pirated it dw) they didnt just copy breath of the wild they copied genshin. they copied genshin so hard and i have heard zero people talking about it
the gremlins are just hilichurls, the big gremlins are just lawachurls they even both have axes or shields they have samachurl ripoffs even
its so obvious
i hate auditory hallucinations cause its like. that didnt happen
lol im so hungry but im finally getting back to the one meal a day grind
homestuck fans challenge: read the comic (impossible)
this was under a post counting the amount of times characters said the r word. in the comic. like in the text
sucks when a villain webtoon character is mentally ill coded and the hivemind says they should get cancer and kill themself for not being the protagonist
i dont watch as much now and im dehydrated because im not proving my drinking water superiority
how i stay hydrated:
-every time i see an air up ad i drink a glass of plain water
-i watch a lot of commentary youtube
just got narc abuse shit on my dash so heres a reminder that its not a real thing and does nothing but harm people who have to go through hell every day. narc abuse truthers genuinely self reflect instead of blaming everything bad ever on evil disorder
glad the #trans kids are victims tag is just bots saying word salad or posting hole. i thought there was gonna be straight up hate speech but nope its just bots. same with #trans cult but i think that ones just porn
in feminist wonderland, you get maternity break everytime you have your period. and, dont worry, this applies to men too #meninist #equality